The Justice League Needing To Run A Seduction Op And Considering Every Member Other Than Batman Is Hilarious

The Justice League needing to run a seduction op and considering every member other than Batman is hilarious to me.

Like, not only do they not know his secret identity (for this idea to work at least) but they’re completely unaware that not only is Batman devastatingly attractive, he’s also one of the most charming, talented liars out there.

And he’s just sitting there watching Hal and Oliver fight over who’s going to seduce the politician/charm their way into the meeting silently laughing to himself.

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Shen Yuan transmigrates but instead of Shen Jiu just magically disappearing, hes kinda like a virus, cus the system doesn't know how to get rid of him

he ends up just following sy around and judging his life choices (and eventually sqh since he can also see him/system)

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Tim looking at old news articles:

Tim finding one about his dad: what the- 🙄

Tim reading the article:😳😟

Dick: hey whats with the face babybird?

Tim: Did you know Bruce had a relationship with my dad?!?!

Dick: 😅 I'm gonna just go- *runs out of the cave*

Tim running after him: HEY ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION RICHARD!

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Bruce at a JL meeting: 😐

Tim: 🧐

Bruce: ok Robin why are you staring at me like that?

Tim: when we're you going to tell me that you FUCKED MY DAD?

Bruce: uh never-

The rest of the JL: 😳😳😳 the fuck-

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Tim talking to Jack Drake: so when we're you going to tell me you like men?

Jack Drake: Wtf Timothy I don't like men

Tim pulling up an article: this is literally a picture of you making out Twitter BRUCE WAYNE!

Jack Drake: 😳 that was edited *speed walks away*

Tim banging his head on the table: *screaming*

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I still love Transformers Prime. Reblog if you still love it too

I think I’m finally able to put into words why I hate Gil-Galad as a descendant of either Fëanor or Fingolfin (or even both). Entire pages of the early narrative are taken up by their big dick measuring contest and the narrative resolution is Finarfin getting the throne. Tolkien comes out and says “all this blood spilt, all this misery, and the best high king of the Noldor is your baby brother who stayed out of it”. Your family trees have collapsed, your deeds have turned to dust, your feuding is just a horrific historical footnote, neither of you win. The best possible thematic addendum to that is having Gil-Galad, the longest reigning High King in Exile, also be unconnected to them! He’s Orodreth’s son, he’s Lalwen’s son, he’s Finduilas, he’s just some guy. I don’t care as long as he’s so far down the line of succession as to be completely irrelevant until he drags himself into the history books. It’s what the Narrative Deserves. The righteous High King who only landed it because everyone else got killed but nevertheless had a more stable coherent reign than all his predecessors is *chefs kiss*. Ten thousand times better than Sad Murder Elf’s Secret Baby.