The Foxes + Vlogging (heavily Inspired By The Vlogs Of Numerous Womens Soccer Teams)

the foxes + vlogging (heavily inspired by the vlogs of numerous women’s soccer teams)

edit: part 2 here!

the only reason why wymack allowed this was because neil asked

the only reason why neil asked is because nicky really wanted to and he would literally do anything for nicky

so on the foxes’ official youtube channel that usually involves more serious stuff like recordings of post match press, mic’d up sessions, etc there are now playlists for “team vlogs” 

the internet goes CRAZY over them, like people who aren’t even that into exy watch them just for the shenanigans and friendship

all the foxes can contribute their own footage, but for certain vlogs the cameras are “officially” passed off to specific people

nicky, allison, and matt are basically pro youtubers with their commentary and lighting and holding of the camera while walking

“hey guys!! welcome back to another foxes vlog” “don’t forget to hit that like button and subscribe for more chaos” “drop a comment down below who pulls off the orange better, me or neil (but we all know it’s me)” 

renee just adorably narrates everything and is super encouraging to everyone around her

“now we’re eating breakfast!” “excellent pass kevin!!” “this is allison, my girlfriend, she looks especially pretty today :)” “this is andrew, one of my best friends, he’s wearing the shirt i got him!”

*andrew, blank faced, uncrosses his arms to display the shirt*

neil and andrew rarely take over but when they do it is a constant stream of dry humor and roasting their teammates

“instead of resting bitch face, i propose resting aaron face, which is the expression one wears when you are short and bitter-” “FILMING PRIVILEGES REVOKED” “like i said, bitter-” 

kevin is way too Formal and Composed so they pair him up with dan, who just does whatever the heck she wants

“kevin, go stand by that fountain” “why?” “it looks nice go stand over there” “but this isn’t relevant to-” “kevin.” *cue kevin, awkwardly standing by a fountain while dan fawns over him like a total mom* 

he also films her being all captainy during practice and clumsily switches the camera to selfie mode to give a stoic thumbs-up

half of what aaron says is “katelyn told me this is what actual youtubers do so uh here you go” *very slow pans of the scenery*

but it’s mostly nicky and allison who host the vlogs, and they really have a knack for capturing the fun times

allison silently lets matt and neil into the girls’ hotel room at an away game and neil proceeds to wake dan up by just…tossing himself onto her sleeping body

when matt is tasked with waking kevin up on the bus, he takes a long muscle roller from abby’s bag and stands as far away as possible to gently poke him on the forehead while everyone else is wheezing

wymack is having a team meeting in a conference room while everyone is groggily picking at their continental breakfast but listening

except for the twins, who nicky zooms in on as they try to blind each other by reflecting the sunlight streaming in through the windows on their wristwatches

*aaron accidentally gets renee in the eye* *andrew accidentally gets dan in the eye* both of them simultaneously: “SWORDS AT DAWN”

both of them simultaneously: *trying to suplex each other for saying the same thing*

after a successful game the foxes (for once) don’t feel like getting shitfaced so instead they wander downtown to hit up food trucks

“neil, tell them what you have” “an akai bowl” “a what” “an akai bowl” “do you mean a-sai-ee?” “that’s not the right pronunciation” “yes it is” “andrew says it’s akai” “oh my GOD-”

renee is filming for one of their gym days and she sets the camera up on various equipment to do her thing, but she always stops to smile into the lens and give a thumbs-up before running off

she captures matt and kevin’s “bro time” which is basically them spotting for each other on the bench press and chatting about their days

it’s the only way to get kevin to stop complaining about weights

allison hijacks the camera to show renee killing it with the pullups and then edits in a bunch of hearts all around her

no one knows why but there’s footage of nicky, dan, and neil running on the court in full gear during a water break to see who can jump and click their heels the best

wymack, abby, and andrew are holding up their fingers to score them

abby of course gives 10s to everyone, but wymack and andrew give dan and nicky 9s while neil gets a 0

there’s also footage from a team night in of all the guys getting their eyebrows plucked for the first time and reacting in various different ways

aaron, matt, nicky: “it really can’t be that-FUCK” 

kevin wordlessly claps a hand over his eye and falls back like he was shot

neil makes a face but is otherwise fine, andrew flatly states: “unpleasant”

whenever neil is sitting at his desk for an end-of-vlog debrief andrew is always on the couch or a beanbag behind him eating ice cream and occasionally interjecting with his own opinions

“so i think that we’re in good shape for next week, because we’ve all been taking really good care of our bodies, and i’m the biggest advocate of that-” *andrew stares into the camera*

the team does a few mukbangs and it’s half-talking and half-loudly trying to figure out where to pass the food/not knowing where their utensils went

they rope wymack in one time and he just keeps on trying to feed everyone else but in the most gruff manner possible

“neil, if you don’t eat a vegetable right now i’m benching you” *smacks nicky’s hand away from renee’s plate* *throws a spoon at matt* *inspects kevin’s food to make sure there’s no nuts even though there’s definitely not nuts*

no one takes responsibility but the ending frame of that vlog is wymack frowning with “#1 dad” in rainbow letters around his head

the foxes + getting invited on a tv baking competition for charity (yes this was inspired by gbbo yes there is no reality in which this would even happen and yes i decided to make one)

the way the show works is each of the foxes picked a charity to represent, and the audience can donate to any of them while watching through a link

but the winner will also be given $10,000 for their specific organization at the end

all the foxes get their own work station, and they are not allowed to sabotage/otherwise interfere with each other but they may help/encourage if they so choose

their challenge is: make an elaborate three-tiered cake with at least three different flavors, and it has to be exy themed

the cameras float around to get comments from the foxes as they start getting to work

people that are here to have fun and maybe win: nicky, renee, matt

people who are here to win: allison, kevin, aaron, dan

people who are just here: neil, andrew

neil, immediately: “i am, as the kids say, lost in the sauce” 

kevin feels the same but he’d never admit that out loud so he’s just frowning down at the hyper organized 10-page packet he prepared with the recipe and incredibly detailed diagrams

allison is running around in sky high stilettos and somehow making it work

the cameras keep on zooming in on them because it’s just so impressive and she bends down to look into the lens and say “i know they’re nice (they’re jimmy choo) but you know what’s nicer? my caramel buttercream” 

the producers ask nicky how he’s planning to capture the exy theme

“my first thought was my flavors should be blood, sweat, and tears but that, like, won’t taste good at all” 

renee is totally in her element, humming a little to herself and gently encouraging her friends while they lose their minds

she’s describing her cake with great detail and all matt has to say about his is “it’s gonna be sweet, i guess” 

dan and matt keep on helping each other even though they kinda shouldn’t be and they know they shouldn’t be but it’s literally just such a reflex for them at this point in their relationship

matt stretches out on his stomach on the ground by the oven, ankles crossed, singing “please bake well please bake well please-” “babe you have decorations to make” “oh wait you’re so right”

kevin, to the cameras: “dan just let matt borrow her vanilla extract, they should be disqualified” *five seconds later* “neil can i have that spoon-” 

neil: “no <3” 

aaron is a 5 foot tall ball of stress and competitiveness and he is whisking up a meringue like it’s the last thing he’ll ever do

what is andrew doing during all of this? reading his recipe, following it, doing what you do when you make a cake, completely ignoring everyone else but also antagonizing them as much as possible

andrew, with sarcasm: “you can do it, aaron!” 

aaron, with spite: “i cannot do it, thanks”

*neil stares into the camera*

nicky burns the top layer of one of his cakes but he can’t find his knife so he panics and that’s how he ends up trying to saw through it with scissors while matt guides him even though he literally has a knife

it’s….not a very even slice

(andrew snatched nicky’s knife while he was walking to the fridge, no one noticed)

dan is making an exy helmet out of rice krispy treats because “that’s how they do it on cake boss” 

neil has very fine motor skills and very steady hands so he’s piping icing like he’s been doing it his whole life and everyone is so jealous

allison burns her finger trying to make ganache and renee drops everything to go check on her and make sure she’s okay and they’re being so cute and disgustingly in love

andrew, slapping globs of frosting all over his cake: “losers” 

neil, cuts his finger while shaping fondant: “ow” 

andrew, teleporting over: “you IDIOT-”

matt tells kevin his cake is burning even though all his cakes are out of the oven and currently being assembled but he still freaks out anyways

the five minute warning is given and several people scream at the exact same time for the same amount of time

aaron: “we have to stop spending time with each other” 

all of the foxes manage to finish a cake (or something resembling one) and present it to the judges

people whose cakes taste and look good: renee, andrew, aaron

people whose cakes look good: allison, neil, kevin

people whose cakes taste good: matt, dan

people whose cakes are neither: nicky (he tried his best)

renee designed her cake so that all the layers have been covered in a super artsy collage of rackets, jerseys, helmets, and PSU foxes flags, so she wins

the producers decide to include some “candid footage” as the credits are rolling, and it’s all the foxes trying each other’s cakes before the crew cleans up

andrew takes tiny bites of everyone’s, but when he gets to renee’s he cuts a fat slice and she smiles at him

matt tries neil’s and he LOVES it and the cameras zoom in on matt gushing over it while neil beams up at him all proud and happy

then i pretend I’M their love interest :D

Shield || jjk

⇢ pairing: security guard!jungkook x bartender!reader ⇢ genre: fluff, romance, smut ⇢ word count: 18.6k ⇢ warnings: unprotected sex, oral sex, rough sex, lots of dirty talk it’s pretty filthy, a brief scene of harassment (it’s not graphic, no touching involved), spanking, hair pulling, jungkook has a big dick, jungkook is the cutest shyest boy to ever exist, reader and jk blush A LOT, jk in a leather jacket that’s about it ⇢ summary: An unfortunate, messy situation involving a drunk asshole not taking no for an answer prompts your boss to hire a new security guard to stay near, just for safe-keeping. When all you were expecting was a guy in his late thirties who couldn’t bother to smile, much less be friendly, you’re pleasantly surprised by the cute, rather shy guy whose job is to keep his eyes on you and protect you for five nights a week.

A/N: I am SOSOSOSO happy with this fic. I had so much fun writing it. This was written in a couple of days where I just sat for straight HOURS writing like,,,,5k words a sitting. I love this with my whole heart and I hope y’all do too. Please, let me know what you think, feedback is, as always, very much appreciated!

Banner was made by the wonderful angel @mikrokosm​ thank you sm baby!!! this looks so much better than the trashy one i made asjsksj

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skate a little piece of my heart; jjk

➺ pairing; jeon jungkook x reader

➺ genre; rollerskatinginstructor!jungkook!! sfw!! fluff!! honk honk humour!! jungkook is a very handsome instructor and y/n can’t tell if that’s a bad thing or a good thing

➺ wordcount; 6.3k

➺ summary; your two left feet and complete lack of balance isn’t the only thing that’s making you weak in the knees this valentine’s day. 

➺ what to expect; “rollerskating is already hard enough as it is, and now i have to do it in front of him?!” 

➺ currently spinning on the record player; how deep is your love; bee gees

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“this is so dumb.”

“safety is never dumb, y/n!” taehyung raps his knuckles against the top of your helmet and you scowl before swatting his hand away, “now, where are your kneepads?”

you let out a groan before tilting your head back slowly, your eyes widening in slight panic at the surprisingly hefty weight of the helmet

your arms flail for a second and you immediately reach up to grip both sides of the helmet before forcing your head back up

jesus

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