Heres A Lengthy List Of Neil+the Foxes Headcanons Absolutely No One Asked For

here’s a lengthy list of neil+the foxes headcanons absolutely no one asked for

the foxes have always loved neil, but now that he’s no longer carrying the burden of his true identity around and starts slowly letting them in they love him even more

they quickly realize that andrew may be more deathly in his protectiveness but neil is basically a mother bear in a small man’s body

one game an opposing player gets pissy and smacks allison on the butt with their racket and says something condescending

allison, who could most definitely punch his nose in, doesn’t even have time to react because neil drops everything and ZOOMS across the court in .2 seconds

he barrels into the guy so hard they both go flying, but neil just smoothly rolls out of it and onto his feet like some kind of ninja

neil gets a few hits in before matt has to haul him up by the waist and throw him over his shoulder because if he doesn’t restrain neil then he would totally join in and as he carries him away 

neil has his middle finger up and is just screaming obscenities and taunts

the player ends up getting benched the rest of the game and then suspended

(all of this happens in mere seconds but slow mo clips of it go viral online)

there’s one notable long bus ride back after a hell of a game in which andrew leaves his usual seat at the rear because there’s a ridiculous commotion in front

everyone is crowding around cooing and snapping pictures because no one knows exactly how it happened

but neil, who loves curling up anywhere and everywhere, has somehow ended up stretched out over both matt and dan’s laps

his upper body is on matt’s lap, his head nestled in matt’s balled up sweatshirt, and his legs are bent over dan’s

all three are totally knocked out and apparently comfortable because neil is, indeed, their child

nicky and allison furiously tweet photos and even aaron looks amused

no one notices andrew silently taking a picture in the background

the idea to buy a gift for abby on mother’s day is actually neil’s idea

a lot of the foxes have more than complex relationships with their mother, but everyone readily agrees and they even rope wymack in

nicky stumbles into abby’s office and does an excellent job of being an emotional mess and tearfully asks if they can go back to her house

when they show up, the kitchen is covered in her favorite flowers and everyone has pitched in to make a brunch feast 

at the end it comes out that it was all neil’s idea, and when she goes over to thank him, neils bows his head like an expectant cat so she can plant a kiss

there may have been tears

neil tells everyone about his “count to 10″ deal but how he usually loses it before he can even get halfway

so now whenever neil’s doing press, the team play this game where they guess what number he snaps on 

a reporter asks an insensitive question about last year and neil gets this look in his eye and dan’s like “three” but then matt goes “two” and neil takes a deep breath-

afterward he says it was one

neil begins dropping snippets here and there of his life on the run and it makes everyone go absolutely FERAL

like his life has been so hard and they just want to love him and protect him and make him feel safe

nicky drags him on another shopping trip and renee and andrew end up coming along

renee holds out a shirt to him and says “i know it’s a lighter color than usual, but the fabric is thick enough” and sticks her hand under the collar to demonstrate

neil has his Someone Is Being Nice To Me face and because he stopped functioning andrew grabs it and tosses it into the cart

then there’s a team dinner out and they get a long table and without a word aaron, who looked like he was going to sit at the head with his back to the wall, pauses and then stands aside so neil can take it

it takes him two tries to get a “thank you” out

when they’re in crowded places, neil still gets really uneasy, so andrew uses himself as a slight battering ram to clear the way and renee will link her arm through neil’s so he feels anchored

neil makes an absolutely impossible goal, like of historic proportions, and kevin lifts neil off his feet in a bear hug while beaming

kevin may be the hardest on neil, but he’s also the proudest, because neil has given him so much more than just his game

nicky’s mouth is so wide open aaron uses his racket to close it

i could go on forever and probably will! so pt. 2 is coming soon

edit: part 2 here now!

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⇢ pairing: security guard!jungkook x bartender!reader ⇢ genre: fluff, romance, smut ⇢ word count: 18.6k ⇢ warnings: unprotected sex, oral sex, rough sex, lots of dirty talk it’s pretty filthy, a brief scene of harassment (it’s not graphic, no touching involved), spanking, hair pulling, jungkook has a big dick, jungkook is the cutest shyest boy to ever exist, reader and jk blush A LOT, jk in a leather jacket that’s about it ⇢ summary: An unfortunate, messy situation involving a drunk asshole not taking no for an answer prompts your boss to hire a new security guard to stay near, just for safe-keeping. When all you were expecting was a guy in his late thirties who couldn’t bother to smile, much less be friendly, you’re pleasantly surprised by the cute, rather shy guy whose job is to keep his eyes on you and protect you for five nights a week.

A/N: I am SOSOSOSO happy with this fic. I had so much fun writing it. This was written in a couple of days where I just sat for straight HOURS writing like,,,,5k words a sitting. I love this with my whole heart and I hope y’all do too. Please, let me know what you think, feedback is, as always, very much appreciated!

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the foxes at the olympics headcanons because this is how i cope (also i know nora has a whole blurb about this but i kinda just went with what i thought of in my head, pls don’t attack me)

the olympics the year they qualify are in paris

neil passed through there several times with his mom, so it’s a weird experience, but andrew is there to silently remind him he doesn’t have to run anymore and he has every right to be here

kevin becomes a whole other level of intense so they have that to distract/annoy them

neil wants to go look at the food market in the olympic village but kevin insists they must practice on their own time

“kevin there’s no fucking room china’s in there right now” 

andrew gives him a look and kevin shuts up, so they force him to break from his ridiculously structured diet and sample some international food for a night

neil really really likes the korean dumplings but he doesn’t want to ask for more so andrew just…shovels the rest onto a plate and slaps it down in front of him

kevin is too silent eating his crepe so they assume he likes it more than he can admit

i think it’s pretty widely agreed in fanon that the three of them wear their orange bandanas under their US court helmets

andrew becomes a legend when he scores a point by striking the ball back with all of his might and it lands in the upper right hand corner of the opposite goal 

neil has a really aggressive mark at some point so he pulls out all the stops in the last minute to fake him out with raven footwork and speed, score, and then watch him stumble embarrassingly onto the ground

neil takes his helmet off, tucks it under one arm, and looms over him with his “try me bitch” face

it becomes a meme instantly

when kevin meets other athletes or does press he’s all polite manners and charming smiles, and these top-notch athletes are kinda enamored with him

they have heard so much about the legendary trio from a large state school in south carolina

then they see them in practice and neil bounces a ball really hard off kevin’s helmet because he’s being snobby about a drill and then kevin grabs his racket and holds it up way over his head while andrew watches in secret amusement

other olympians have heard a lot about the whole moriyama scandal and the foxes and they’re really curious about it

italy’s goalie remarks that neil’s “self-preservation skills must be-”

“nonexistent?” andrew doesn’t even look up from his food

the US court makes it to the final round for gold and kevin pulls his “i’m Kevin Day card” to get VIP family seats for all the other foxes and the three adults who kept them alive

andrew makes an insane save and while the crowds are going crazy, he sees aaron jumping up and down and screaming “that’s my brother!!”

(over the years they manage to get along and care about each other in a normal-ish way, although they’ll never be what they could’ve been had their parents been good people and they stuck together)

andrew’s so caught off guard he doesn’t even realize his teammates are swarming him until neil asks him if he’s okay and he nods silently

the focus and drive he brings to the rest of the game is beyond anything he has ever mustered up

of course they win, with kevin scoring the last point

while his teammates rush to him he removes his helmet and points his racket up at the sky for kayleigh

then kevin sprints to the stands where his friends and family are and neil jumps onto his back like a little kid

andrew stands beside them calmly but there’s the slightest smile on his face

the camera zooms in because kevin starts fumbling with his glove? on his left hand? and all the foxes are starting to freak because he might’ve injured himself-

he tugs out a small rectangle and the camera zooms in even more to show it on the big screen and if the crowds weren’t losing it already they lose it even more

it’s a photo of them crowding all around neil right after andrew smashed riko’s forearm (he’s out of frame)

you can see neil’s bent head and dan holding his face and everyone else shielding them protectively, but what no one else remembers is how kevin put himself between them and riko, his back to his former abuser like a barrier, his racket on the ground forgotten and his arms around nicky and aaron

despite the violence that ensued just seconds before, the captured moment is so sacred and loving and safe

and kevin, who is smiling the widest anyone has ever seen him in public, points at it and mouths “for us”

nicky sobs because “i knew he has feelings!!!” while erik rubs his back

neil peels off his gear to fish his own copy out of his armband and looks down at andrew expectantly

andrew’s face is flat but he pulls his out of his armband and holds it up between his fingers like it’s a cigarette

the pictures were neil’s idea (which is the only reason why andrew agreed)

a photo of the three of them holding up their snapshots makes the front page of the newspaper the next morning

eventually neil jumps down from kevin’s back and runs up to the stands, where matt and wymack haul him up so they can all hug him

neil looks at wymack to thank him but he cuts off and blurts “are you CRYING?!” 

wymack’s been holding it together up until that moment but a few tears finally escape

“shut up josten you need a shower”

wymack eventually splits off and kevin pulls himself up, the cameras capture the moment wymack leans in, but his hand is cupped over kevin’s ear so they can’t read his lips

in an interview afterward reporters are talking to him about it and they’re telling him how he’s the greatest exy player ever to live and all kevin says is

“i couldn’t have done it without my dad”

Team USA hosts an after party at a fancy outdoor restaurant with a massive garden and fairy lights

kevin, of course, gets absolutely sloshed and walks around shaking people’s hands while holding an expensive ass bottle of irish whiskey

renee follows with her arm looped through his just to make sure he doesn’t do anything illegal or especially humiliating

neil and andrew are sitting together, holding hands under the table

they watch their former teammates and current teammates dance and party and neil just can’t quite believe any of it

the gold medal on his chest is heavy but in the best way and he keeps on rubbing it with his fingers because “is this really mine?” 

he doesn’t just mean the medal

“no, neil, it’s actually argentina’s”

neil only smiles and lets his head rest on andrew’s shoulder because he’s tired and he’s always so solid

“700%”

then i pretend I’M their love interest :D

Kevin: I don’t see why Andrew doesn’t enjoy Exy. I put up with the mafia just so I can keep playing

Neil: I would literally be willing to die if it just meant I could play Exy for a couple more months

Andrew: You think I’m the one with no concern for my own life?? what the fuck is wrong with you guys

here have some quick andreil + halloween headcanons (inspired by this)

the foxes spam the groupchat with photos of each other’s decorations and costumes and activities

andrew and neil’s apartment sets up trick or treating so the kids can go down the hallways and to other buildings in the complex

neither of them really participated in halloween as kids, so they want to make into a thing just because they can now

they always have to buy a shit ton of candy because not only are there a lot of kids who come by, andrew eats most of it in the week leading up

he claims halloween is lowkey stupid but he spends 2.5 hours decorating their front hallway so the little kiddos can see it when they open the door

they carve jack o lanterns and neil always does a wonky fox that eventually gets less wonky over the years and andrew bounces around between spooky faces and just…carving out a giant shapeless blob

they get thing 1 and thing 2 costumes for the cats except it says “bastard 1″ and “bastard 2″ 

neil, every single year without fail, dresses up as kevin day and draws the jankiest looking chess piece on his cheek just so the groupchat gets the delight of an all-caps rage text 

“IT’S NOT EVEN ON THE RIGHT FUCKING CHEEK NEIL YOU OBTUSE FUCKING WALNUT” 

(dan almost peed her pants laughing at that one)

andrew slaps two different pairs of cat ears on and very seriously tells kids he dressed up like sir and king and they LOVE it

occasionally he’ll put in more effort, which means a white lab coat and glasses and a tag that says: “dr. aaron minyard”

when kids want to know who dr. aaron minyard is he tells them “the biggest nerd on the planet” 

aaron is torn between being infuriated and weirdly touched

andrew is really good with kids and it comes to him naturally, but neil has to try a little harder

one time a harried mom brings her three kids by their door, and the youngest is dressed like a black cat and freaks out when she sees king because it’s her twin!!

neil sits on the ground and holds him in his lap so she can pet him, and she’s so attached that she doesn’t want to leave and the mom and the older kids are getting kinda impatient

so neil tells the mom if she’s okay with it, he’ll remain sitting in the threshold of his apartment with her daughter standing out in the hall and she can finish up the row then come back

he spends ten minutes entertaining an extremely talkative five year old named gracie while she pets king, and he does a pretty great job

by the end of it gracie declares neil her “best friend” because no one else at school wants to be her friend and some kid named billy said her costume was “lame”

the mom comes back, profusely thanks neil, and then he and gracie part ways

neil, turning to andrew immediately: “i’m gonna throw hands with a five year old”

andrew: “i’m in”