Here Have Some Quick Andreil + Halloween Headcanons (inspired By This)

here have some quick andreil + halloween headcanons (inspired by this)

the foxes spam the groupchat with photos of each other’s decorations and costumes and activities

andrew and neil’s apartment sets up trick or treating so the kids can go down the hallways and to other buildings in the complex

neither of them really participated in halloween as kids, so they want to make into a thing just because they can now

they always have to buy a shit ton of candy because not only are there a lot of kids who come by, andrew eats most of it in the week leading up

he claims halloween is lowkey stupid but he spends 2.5 hours decorating their front hallway so the little kiddos can see it when they open the door

they carve jack o lanterns and neil always does a wonky fox that eventually gets less wonky over the years and andrew bounces around between spooky faces and just…carving out a giant shapeless blob

they get thing 1 and thing 2 costumes for the cats except it says “bastard 1″ and “bastard 2″ 

neil, every single year without fail, dresses up as kevin day and draws the jankiest looking chess piece on his cheek just so the groupchat gets the delight of an all-caps rage text 

“IT’S NOT EVEN ON THE RIGHT FUCKING CHEEK NEIL YOU OBTUSE FUCKING WALNUT” 

(dan almost peed her pants laughing at that one)

andrew slaps two different pairs of cat ears on and very seriously tells kids he dressed up like sir and king and they LOVE it

occasionally he’ll put in more effort, which means a white lab coat and glasses and a tag that says: “dr. aaron minyard”

when kids want to know who dr. aaron minyard is he tells them “the biggest nerd on the planet” 

aaron is torn between being infuriated and weirdly touched

andrew is really good with kids and it comes to him naturally, but neil has to try a little harder

one time a harried mom brings her three kids by their door, and the youngest is dressed like a black cat and freaks out when she sees king because it’s her twin!!

neil sits on the ground and holds him in his lap so she can pet him, and she’s so attached that she doesn’t want to leave and the mom and the older kids are getting kinda impatient

so neil tells the mom if she’s okay with it, he’ll remain sitting in the threshold of his apartment with her daughter standing out in the hall and she can finish up the row then come back

he spends ten minutes entertaining an extremely talkative five year old named gracie while she pets king, and he does a pretty great job

by the end of it gracie declares neil her “best friend” because no one else at school wants to be her friend and some kid named billy said her costume was “lame”

the mom comes back, profusely thanks neil, and then he and gracie part ways

neil, turning to andrew immediately: “i’m gonna throw hands with a five year old”

andrew: “i’m in” 

domestic andreil

andrew adopted sir and king when it was still just him in the apartment, but when neil moves in, they very quickly become attached

so attached, in fact, that neil is both flattered and really weirded out because he never grew up around animals aside from strays that would just lurk in the same alleyways

occasionally andrew hears him saying things like “king, i do not like an audience while i am trying to pee, but you may wait outside” or “sir! sir! it’s fine! i’m just getting my water! i swear i’ll keep petting you right after just give me 2 seconds-”

andrew is an infinitely better cook than neil and neil kinda loves it?? their only memories of homecooked meals are tainted for obvious reasons and it’s so nice being able to make new ones

they try out recipes together and learn as they go and sometimes they skype with the other foxes while they cook

(also andrew makes a KILLER lasagna)

grocery shopping together is their ~thing~

andrew knows whenever neil’s really closely inspecting something that he’s never had it before, and he usually plucks it out of his hand to put in the cart without a word

neil “tries” to stop him from buying an ungodly amount of sweets

they are coupon fiends partly to save money but partly because it’s just really fun for some reason?? it’s also a good way to try new foods because they happen to be on sale or included in a buy 1 get 1 free

THEY GO TO THE FARMERS’ MARKET EVERY SUNDAY

neil loves fruit and supporting local businesses so they become regulars and all the vendors know them by name and everything

the sports paparazzi try springing up to catch pda but like……all they see is neil engaging in enthusiastic conversation about the current season of pears while andrew buys a caramel apple for some random child

neither of them are the decorating type, but the apartment is filled with framed photographs of their friends and travels

their psu jerseys are both framed and hang side by side <3

neil frequently just stares at the photos for nostalgia but also because “hey do you remember that gelato store on campus?” or “i miss nicky’s laugh” or “wymack isn’t even trying to look upset here” 

and andrew will say something like “you can still hear nicky laugh over the phone” or “we have ice cream in the fridge”, but neil catches him staring at the photos a lot, too

they routinely do housekeeping and people always marvel at how neat and tidy their house is

neil just really likes vacuuming what can he say

their sleeping arrangements change from moment to moment, but 99% of the time neil is the little spoon, because some days he still feels like he needs something at his back and what better thing than andrew?

andrew monologues to the cats a lot and they will literally just sit there, tails flicking, and listen

“four cloves of garlic or five?” *silence* “you’re absolutely right king, it’s five” 

“this frame doesn’t look straight” *meow* “no, sir, i’m not gonna move it to the left, what do you know about hanging pictures-” 

“if one of you bastards doesn’t come sit on my lap right now i am going to simply perish from the cold–not you, neil” “am i not a bastard” “you are an attitude problem with two legs, the cats are bastards”

matt is so convinced the cats are either a) capable of fully understanding human speech but don’t have the mouth biology to talk back or b) humans that were turned into cats and are begging for someone to save them

neil: “we buy them ass expensive wet food, they’re fine” 

they watch a lot of foreign films because of neil’s thing for learning languages and because of andrew’s memory he starts learning them, too

this is how they start speaking to each other in a mashup of english, german, russian, mandarin, and spanish

it sounds like they’ve made up their own language

there’s a little old lady that lives next door to them and they make sure to bring her food every week or so and just have a chat

she’s started watching exy because of them and is both very proud but very fretful for the state of their brains and bones

her name is blanche

her grandchildren are massive exy fans and they visit one day and see she has limited edition minyard and josten jerseys and they’re SIGNED????

“oh they’re just gifts from my neighbors, such nice boys” 

Yoongi: People who say “go big or go home” seriously underestimate my willingness to go home. It’s literally my only goal for most of the day.

the foxes + getting invited on a tv baking competition for charity (yes this was inspired by gbbo yes there is no reality in which this would even happen and yes i decided to make one)

the way the show works is each of the foxes picked a charity to represent, and the audience can donate to any of them while watching through a link

but the winner will also be given $10,000 for their specific organization at the end

all the foxes get their own work station, and they are not allowed to sabotage/otherwise interfere with each other but they may help/encourage if they so choose

their challenge is: make an elaborate three-tiered cake with at least three different flavors, and it has to be exy themed

the cameras float around to get comments from the foxes as they start getting to work

people that are here to have fun and maybe win: nicky, renee, matt

people who are here to win: allison, kevin, aaron, dan

people who are just here: neil, andrew

neil, immediately: “i am, as the kids say, lost in the sauce” 

kevin feels the same but he’d never admit that out loud so he’s just frowning down at the hyper organized 10-page packet he prepared with the recipe and incredibly detailed diagrams

allison is running around in sky high stilettos and somehow making it work

the cameras keep on zooming in on them because it’s just so impressive and she bends down to look into the lens and say “i know they’re nice (they’re jimmy choo) but you know what’s nicer? my caramel buttercream” 

the producers ask nicky how he’s planning to capture the exy theme

“my first thought was my flavors should be blood, sweat, and tears but that, like, won’t taste good at all” 

renee is totally in her element, humming a little to herself and gently encouraging her friends while they lose their minds

she’s describing her cake with great detail and all matt has to say about his is “it’s gonna be sweet, i guess” 

dan and matt keep on helping each other even though they kinda shouldn’t be and they know they shouldn’t be but it’s literally just such a reflex for them at this point in their relationship

matt stretches out on his stomach on the ground by the oven, ankles crossed, singing “please bake well please bake well please-” “babe you have decorations to make” “oh wait you’re so right”

kevin, to the cameras: “dan just let matt borrow her vanilla extract, they should be disqualified” *five seconds later* “neil can i have that spoon-” 

neil: “no <3” 

aaron is a 5 foot tall ball of stress and competitiveness and he is whisking up a meringue like it’s the last thing he’ll ever do

what is andrew doing during all of this? reading his recipe, following it, doing what you do when you make a cake, completely ignoring everyone else but also antagonizing them as much as possible

andrew, with sarcasm: “you can do it, aaron!” 

aaron, with spite: “i cannot do it, thanks”

*neil stares into the camera*

nicky burns the top layer of one of his cakes but he can’t find his knife so he panics and that’s how he ends up trying to saw through it with scissors while matt guides him even though he literally has a knife

it’s….not a very even slice

(andrew snatched nicky’s knife while he was walking to the fridge, no one noticed)

dan is making an exy helmet out of rice krispy treats because “that’s how they do it on cake boss” 

neil has very fine motor skills and very steady hands so he’s piping icing like he’s been doing it his whole life and everyone is so jealous

allison burns her finger trying to make ganache and renee drops everything to go check on her and make sure she’s okay and they’re being so cute and disgustingly in love

andrew, slapping globs of frosting all over his cake: “losers” 

neil, cuts his finger while shaping fondant: “ow” 

andrew, teleporting over: “you IDIOT-”

matt tells kevin his cake is burning even though all his cakes are out of the oven and currently being assembled but he still freaks out anyways

the five minute warning is given and several people scream at the exact same time for the same amount of time

aaron: “we have to stop spending time with each other” 

all of the foxes manage to finish a cake (or something resembling one) and present it to the judges

people whose cakes taste and look good: renee, andrew, aaron

people whose cakes look good: allison, neil, kevin

people whose cakes taste good: matt, dan

people whose cakes are neither: nicky (he tried his best)

renee designed her cake so that all the layers have been covered in a super artsy collage of rackets, jerseys, helmets, and PSU foxes flags, so she wins

the producers decide to include some “candid footage” as the credits are rolling, and it’s all the foxes trying each other’s cakes before the crew cleans up

andrew takes tiny bites of everyone’s, but when he gets to renee’s he cuts a fat slice and she smiles at him

matt tries neil’s and he LOVES it and the cameras zoom in on matt gushing over it while neil beams up at him all proud and happy

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