Yoongiwithglasses - Ray

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summary: the first time he says “oh” is when you make a video that his fans think is because of him. the second time he does it when he accidentally likes an old picture of yours on instagram. the third time’s trying to frame you in among us. the fourth time is when he finally sees you in real life. you think your mission is complete after that.

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pairing: corpse husband x f!reader warnings: crack, horrible gen z humour, 16+ language, anime references, overall madness format: mostly soc media, but there are parts of a mix of sm + written text. written parts are marked with a (W) author’s note: this idea came to me at 4am and who am i to turn down gods message. so here it is. if anyone wants to be tagged, lmk xx

status: ongoing! updates: monday & thursday! (& occasionally saturday!)

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INTRODUCTIONS.

PART 1:  bhaddie behaviour

PART 2: oh?

PART 3: ghosted

PART 4: bts not real

PART 5: rat

PART 6: onlyhands

PART 7: oh fuck

PART 8: cat boys (W) PART 9: barbecue sauce on my titties (W)

PART 10: big dick is back in town (W)

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Shinigami Eyes (I)

Pairing: Corpse Husband / Reader

Summary: When you’re paired up with Corpse as imposters in a game of Among Us, you seem to somehow apprehend each others strategies even though it’s the first time you’ve ever played together. He appreciates a good impostor.

Notes: I know I still have many fics I need to finish, but I just wanted to throw out a quick Corpse one because sad to say I’ve been simping for him too. By the way, this is my interpretation of him and this is just for fun. Also, I haven’t written for second person in a while, so I’m sorry if this sucks.

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Shinigami Eyes - Oneshot

“Hey, I wanted to invite Corpse,” Sean said right as the Among Us theme started playing on your computer.

“Great vooooice,” Grease called out.

“Oh, I haven’t played with him before,” you said. It was true, but you’d heard of his legendary voice before and your viewers had been asking for him. You’d only allow it because No Simp September was over. Chat was already going mad.

“You’ll love him. Unless he murders you, because he’s a great imposter,” Sean replies. “He’s too good,” Felix adds.

After a moment, you heard the familiar noise of someone joining the Discord. “Hello everyone,” a deep rumble greeted. The group all said their welcomes, while you introduced yourself. “Very nice to meet you, Corpse,” you added. You didn’t want to comment on the obvious. He must hear it all the time. But you couldn’t deny it was like silk to your ears.

“Nice to meet you to. You make great vids.” A blush spread across your cheeks, “You shouldn’t say things like that, chat is already jealous.” He chuckled.

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Impostor

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fanfiction is so wild cause im like…..ugh im not in the mood to read a book…..i’ll just read an 82k word fic instead……

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Pairing: Jungkook x Female Reader x Yoongi

Synopsis: Jeon Jungkook, this season’s rookie, dares to make a bet with you, the girlfriend of NASCAR’s top racer - Min Yoongi. If he wins you have to spend the night with him instead of your boyfriend, and if he loses…well let’s just say that losing is not on Jungkook’s agenda.

AU: Nascar / Race car drivers

Genre: Smut, Humor, Action, Angst (if you squint)

Word Count: 8.2k

Rating: Mature / 18+

Warnings: car wrecks & accidents (a given), swearing, cheating (kind of?), explicit & unprotected & rough sex (protect ur coochies babes), double teaming, creampies, oral (female-receiving), alcohol.

Other: Thanks for reading! This is part 1 of my Trouble on the Track series. Check out the series masterlist HERE to see the upcoming parts! Also I would like to shout out this wonderful soul for beta reading this for me very last minute (and I mean very, like as in just finishing up minutes ago) so I would be able to post tonight! @nottodayjjk​ Eva you are a literal lifesaver! Thank you so much!!!

Disclaimer: for legal reasons, I do not claim to know every rule or strategy of NASCAR or it’s teams. I am in no way affiliated with NASCAR or any of the brands/companies listed in my writing (I only used real names to add to the experience of reading this fanfic). This is a work of fiction (pls do not come after me lmao).

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hi can i ask for something where rae and corpse are constantly fighting over y/n like "no she's my baby" and "no she's corpse wife" and the gang finds it hilarious but y/n thinks it's the most entertaining thing because jealous corpse is her weakness, ty :)

Alright this is adorable

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It starts off as a joke because you’ve actually known Rae for longer than you’ve known Corpse. It comes up in a meeting one time where you’re trying to decide whether to vote Corpse or Rae off and Rae brings up that you’ve known her longer and so should trust her more.

Corpse, of course, is highly offended by this line of argument and makes that very clear. He also gets very petty and says shit like “I will only make my side of the bed for the next month if you continue with this I swear to god”

From then on, it becomes a huge joke with the whole group and everyone is trying to make corpse jealous of the relationship you have with Rae. You also find it hilarious and even flirt with Rae a little just to get on his nerves.

One time, you and Rae were together at the snowmen and Corpse literally called a meeting. His only justification was “Rae was a little too close to my wife and it made me uncomfortable.”

Rae then calls Corpse sus which makes him shout “YOU’RE SLEEPING WITH MY WIFE YET I’M SUS?”

He just completely overacts for the joke and the chat finds it hilarious. He also threatens you with ridiculously domestic things like “I’m cooking dinner and I will add too much pepper” or “I’ll only buy that one brand of tissues that you don’t like”.

Naturally, Jack is the one that antagonises this the most because obviously.