Yes I Was Waiting For A Corpse Husband Smau - Tumblr Posts

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summary: the first time he says “oh” is when you make a video that his fans think is because of him. the second time he does it when he accidentally likes an old picture of yours on instagram. the third time’s trying to frame you in among us. the fourth time is when he finally sees you in real life. you think your mission is complete after that.

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pairing: corpse husband x f!reader warnings: crack, horrible gen z humour, 16+ language, anime references, overall madness format: mostly soc media, but there are parts of a mix of sm + written text. written parts are marked with a (W) author’s note: this idea came to me at 4am and who am i to turn down gods message. so here it is. if anyone wants to be tagged, lmk xx

status: ongoing! updates: monday & thursday! (& occasionally saturday!)

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INTRODUCTIONS.

PART 1:  bhaddie behaviour

PART 2: oh?

PART 3: ghosted

PART 4: bts not real

PART 5: rat

PART 6: onlyhands

PART 7: oh fuck

PART 8: cat boys (W) PART 9: barbecue sauce on my titties (W)

PART 10: big dick is back in town (W)

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