Star Trek: Enterprise 1x04 (2001)

Star Trek: Enterprise 1x04 (2001)

Bonus:

do you ever have something happen to you and just know that it would've had an absolutely devastating impact on your capacity to endure if you'd been in an even 5% worse psychological state

I find it unbearably funny that children have this deep primal urge to hurt the teachers/adults they love. I work with kids part time, and the amount that they will target me when playing a game, or when they cheer that they get to pie me in the face or dunk me in the dunk tank (long story) is hilarious. I’ve had my shoes and socks stolen by the toddlers I work with almost every time I work with them. It’s sometimes painful, sometimes annoying, but then I remember that it’s because I’m their favorite teacher, and it just warms my heart. And scares me, somewhat, the fact that kids takes so much pleasure in me being bullied.

getting all dressed up (totally not just for the mall cop that visits him multiple times a day, every day. that's just a coincidence)

kirk will never beat the "gays can't drive" allegations