*adds Consensual Cannibalism To My New List Of Kink Knowledge*

*adds consensual cannibalism to my new list of kink knowledge*

This is one for the books, right there.

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cons-consensual c-cannibalism...

I love you, AO3, I love you, I love you.

Hi!

I'm on the second chapter of "What a Doll, what a Dish" and I'm a bit confused 😅

In the first chapter the mc is mentioned to be wearing winter wear and in the second one she is wearing a sundress. Was there a time skip that I missed?

And in the second one at the end of the chapter it says that they got back home at sunset, but in the next paragraph it's 8 am.

Maybe I'm a bit lost, just wanted to point it out to you in case these are errors made while editing these chapters. Not trying to be mean at all 🙏

First of all, thank you for reading the fic!! And second, yeah, there are a LOT of inconsistencies in it 😭😭 I notice and cringe at them all the time istg

I'm planning to give the first two chapters an extensive rewrite but it'll be a little bit until I get around to it (chapter one is in the works rn I couldn't look at it anymore lmao

Thank you for pointing it out to me!! In the meantime I'll just add a coat or smth

BRING ME GREAT POWER, BUNGUS!

bungus

YA'LL ARE SO TALENTED EVERYONE CLAP THIS TF UP!! 👏👏👏

THE HIGH COUNCIL APPROVES! 💞💞💗

Concept from a few days ago that has been ROTTING my brain. BIKER ANGEL BABYYY!!! Something I didn't know I needed in life-

Hes so cool and like, idk I just need to consume more media where angel is being badass. DGMW!!! I LOVE HIS PRETTY FEM SIDE. But also I think ppl forget he's a chaos maker/ prankster/ turf war participator who will run you down without hesitation if in a fight uvu

If Lucifer was on Tumblr, do you think he'd be into the whole clown husbandry thing? I can see someone from the hotel letting him in on the joke, and out of enthusiasm he creates a while bunch of clown themed ducks and stuff. This isn't exactly a request, just wanted to bounce ideas off of someone who knows how to write a really wholesome Lucifer.

SUMMONED FROM THE GRAVE BECAUSE OF THIS! THE COGS ARE TURNING HOLD ON-

Okay so I may be overdoing this BUT STAY WITH ME NOW

🎪 First of all, Lucifer would absolutely be into clown husbandry, he'd take quizzes on what kind of clown he should get, and whatever he gets he'd make a little duckie out of it and scroll through the tag on Tumblr for HOURS

🎪 Mans got literally nothing to do, his wife left him for seven years, he's emotionally stunted asf, so clearly, the next step should be clown husbandry to fill the void.

🎪 As you do.

🎪 Me personally, I think Lucifer would want a Jester clown since it has that classic circus look, with a bit of a regal flair and that amuses him greatly (see royal circus aesthetic)

🎪 Lucifer would be SO SCARED to share this interest with anyone else because... it's fucking clown husbandry I mean what would you expect?? 😭

🎪 But if you showed an interest in it/gave it a chance he'd literally rave for fucking HOURS about the topic, and he'd ask you so many questions about which little outfits he should make for his duckies (he definitely has made different little clown hats/wigs for them)

🎪 This man would stress SO. FUCKING. MUCH over how he should treat his little Jester, and you're fighting the urge to actually grip Lucifer by the hair follicles and tell him that it's not real, it's a fucking duck, and that he's driving you mad at this point.

🎪 But you want to let him have fun with his little clown husbandry fixation since this man has BEEN THROUGH IT, so if you can heal his sanity at the cost of yours, then so be it.

🎪 Lucifer would probably take you and the clown duckies on cute little picnics. Just imagine him pulling out a doll-sized circus themed tea set, your two clown ducks, and bite-sized sandwiches, and starts feeding them (FUCKING HELL THIS IS SO CUTE-)

🎪 Your husband drives you insane sometimes, but he just looks so happy whenever you indulge him and his wacky shenanigans that you can't help but watch with him with the fondest smile.

🎪 "And look! I gave him this cute little hat, with little golden stars and bells, and- Honey? Are you even listening?" He pouted softly, still holding the small Jester duckies in either hand while you chuckled down at him.

🎪 "Oh, it's nothing. You're just so cute when you get so passionate about your creations," you place a chaste kiss to Lucifer's cheek, giggling as he continues to pout.

. . .

damn I was doin way too much but CMONNN!!

I know this wasn't a request, but this was fucking glorious and I couldn't pass it up 🤭

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I fucking love ya'll so much I just wanna SHGBRTGNRTHRNGTJNRKGT-

Thank you babs <3 Sending love from the void fr