I Cannot Stand The Parodies Of Modern Major General, They're Overdone And Simply Not As Good As The Original.

I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.

And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.

The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.

The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!

Hi! I'm your local tinsmith. Sadly, I won't actually be focusing on Tinsmithing much for this blog, but will do art instead. For now, enjoy my brainrot.

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(slight spoilers below? Skip if you don't want spoilers for Cynos 2nd story quest)

Like they literally are a family. "Cynos 2nd story quest" my ass. It's Tighnari, Cyno, and Collei's family quest, with help from Kaveh and Alhaitham.

Like we literally have a family dinner with Tighnari, Collei, and Cyno

Also extra stuff

That scene where Yut-Lung slaps Sing and then Sing slaps him back with such force that Yut-Lung literally falls to the ground lives rent free in my head. Like what a boy failure

And then his reaction was "give me a bullet"

WHAT

WE WERE ROBBED, THIS IS SUCH A GOOD OUTFIT