Someone: Idk Man, Ruining History Isnt That Great

Someone: idk man, ruining history isn’t that great

Me: *pulling out a bow and an arrow* where is your son

Can I request a scenario where Kiyoko has a s/o that looks really intimidating, like piercings, undercut etc. they come to pick her up after practice and scare Yachi and Hinata. I really love your blog i binged it all yesterday, thank you 💓

✧･ﾟ intimidating s/o ✧･ﾟ headcanons

↳ a/n: omg this is my first time writing hc’s for kiyoko tysm🥺ily

↦ pairings: kiyoko shimizu x gn!reader

↦ warnings: i didn’t proofread cus it’s like 4am lol but thas it!

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→ you and karasuno’s sweetheart, kiyoko shimizu, had been dating for a while. the vbc knew because of one day that she told them to back off, but they didn’t really know much about you - like how you acted, what you looked like, etc.

→ so the day that you showed up to walk her back to her place - all eyes were on you

→ i’m talking, hinata stopped MID-SPIKE because he was like “•_• wha-who-who are you?????!!”

→ kiyoko was packing her bag up so you walked over, “hi, love” she said and kissed you on the cheek

→ cue surprised volleyball club

→ like their faces were identical to that surprised pikachu meme

→ they stared at you two for a few seconds to process it and then all walked over to gather around

→ yachi was uh...a little more scared than she should have been. poor girl was standing right next to kiyoko and clinging to her arm😭

→ ofc she had heard about you from kiyoks but she didn’t think you were so....intimidating

→ people thought asahi was spooky?? NAH!! ur piercings, undercut, and demeanor made everyone way more nervous even though u were really just a softie for ur cute ass girlfriend

→ tanaka and noya were lowkey just making sure i were treating kiyoko right LMFFF

→ suga clapped his hands together, “ah! y/n! nice to finally meet you”

→ noya poked at your arm, “nice piercing! i want one!”

→ literally no one else was really that intimidated. just hinata and yachi HSBSHAH

→ hinata looked at you with an eyebrow raised, “d-didn’t that hurt though??”

→ y/n: “i guess? it was fine”

→ hinata on the inside: oHmyGOD HOW DID IT JOT HURT THATS SO SCARYIMGONNA- WHATTHE HECK WHH ARE THEY SO

→ hinata on the outside: 👁👄👁 t-that’s good

→ kageyama literally had to smack him on the back to snap him back to reality

→ YACHI WAS DISSOCIATING SHBSBAH

→ you tapped her on the shoulder, “are you okay?”

→ yachi: PLeaSE I KNOW U AND KIYOKO ARE VERY HAPPY BUTPLEASS DONTHURT ME IM NOT EVEN THAT FUN TO HURT I PROMISEyOU-

you: ?????

kiyoko: ?????

→ everyone else just looked at u like,,, we’re so sorry- dont mind her, she gets like this

→ kiyoko had to grab yachi’s hand to shush her LMDNS - “yachi, you’re fine. i’ve talked to you about y/n remember?”

→ she nodded up and down, trying not to show how nervous she actually was LOL

→ kiyoko: “they’re really sweet, see?”

→ YOU AWKWARDLY WAVED TO HER THE WHOLE SITUATION WAS AWKWARD LMFKSNS

→ she grabbed your hand and turned back to face the door, “i’ll uh. see you guys tomorrow then?”

→ you said bye and bowed your head for scaring the two first years lolol

→ when you were walking kiyoko home, you asked her about how scary they thought u were

→ kiyoko: “yachi thought that people from another team were going to eat her once. you’re fine, trust me”

→ she looked back at you, your hands still braided together, “you’re not scary to me, babe. i like you just the way you are”

→ meanwhile - back at the gym::::

→ hinata, whispering to yachi: they were scary right?

→ yachi: YEAH a little bit i j-

→ tsuki, passing by: you guys are overreacting. they seemed fun

→ yachi & hinata: THEYWERE tERRIFYING WHATAREU TSLKINGABOUT

(So I just realized I spelled ‘taught’ wrong, sorry for the mistake~)

“So, Captain Levi…  Some citizens in the city informed me that here I would have found ‘humanity’s strongest’, but all that I see is just the same little, annoying brat I had to bear a long time ago” you stated, sarcasm dripping from your voice.

You had barged into Levi’s study without even knocking, causing the Corporal to sternly glare at you. You were sassy and rude by nature - his words, not yours- , but in his eyes you had never been more beautiful and charming; your (E\C) eyes glittered with excitement and a fiery mocking spirit, while you put your foot on the Captain’s desk.

“And I see the same, old, sour spinster I had to listen to a long time ago; is that a wrinkle I see on your face?” he smirked, satisfied with his remark. He would never admit it out loud, but he had missed you, very much so.

“Well, it might be. Or maybe it’s just your sight getting worse and worse because of old age” you smiled with mirth and smugness. Back to the old days, the two of you had shared the same kind of arguments everyday, never getting bored of bickering like an old married couple. He had missed that part of you too.

You sat in the chair in front of the man, crossing your legs and planning on pestering your long lost student just a little more.

“So shorty, I assume that you’re still the same cleaning obsessed moron you have always been, aren’t you?”

“Yes, just like you’re still the same pathetic old hag you’ve always been” 

“I’m happy to hear you say that because, starting today, I’ll be residing here and now I know for sure that this pathetic old hag won’t be sharing a room with you”

“Tsk, as if I would ever let that happen”

“Oh and who exactly are you to tell me what to do, brat?”

“I’m the reason you’re here, aren’t I?” he smirked again thinking about the good old memories he had shared with you.

After all that was just your twisted way of flirting

Slytherin Harry.

I want Slytherin Harry being dormates with Draco. I want Slytherin Harry to argue with Draco playfully every single day. I want Slytherin Harry to still be friends with Ron and Hermione and stand up for muggle borns. I want Slytherin Harry to sass the fuck out of Snape wIth the help of Draco. i want Slytherin Harry to rise Slytherin out of its stereotypes because of how freaking nice he is to everybody. I want Slytherin Harry to encourage his fellow housemates to not be dicks, so that all of them can be seen in a different light. I want Slytherin Harry to comfort Draco whenever the poor boy needed it, because let’s be honest, they’re both broken. I want Slytherin Harry to look really intimidating at first then end up tripping on his own feet which pretty much tells everybody how much of a dork he is. I want Slytherin Harry’s amazing sass to unleash in the common room every night. I want Slytherin Harry becoming best friends with Draco in their first year, because once you get through all those mean comments, Harry saw a boy just like him. I want Slytherin Harry being looked at respectfully by his fellow housemates when his name came out of the Goblet of Fire because it fit so perfectly with Slytherin. Harry “cunningly” put his name in, he “ambitiously” thought of it, and he did it so “mischievously”. I want Slytherin Harry to convince at least his dormates that he didn’t put his name in, and I want them to roll their eyes and go “We believe you, Potter, but good luck. You were far too stupid to even figure out how to put your bloody name in there, anyway.” I want Slytherin Harry to laugh at all those “POTTER STINKS” badges because it’s such an inside joke to the Slytherins, and that Blaise started it as a joke in History of Magic. I want Slytherin Harry to hide behind the older Slytherins when people would taunt him for being “The Heir Of Slytherin” because they believe him and as we all know, “You’re far too stupid to even get to class without tripping, Potter, how the fuck would you be an heir to our almighty ancestor Salazar?”I want Slytherin Harry to come barreling into the common room right after his talk with Dumbledore and start sobbing. I want some of the Slytherins to start comfroting him and bringing him chocolate. I want Slytherin Harry to amazingly stop the prejudice. I want Slytherin Harry to jokingly blow a kiss to Malfoy when he wins the quidditch cup. LOOK I WANT MALFOY TO ROLL HIS EYES AND SARCASTICALLY WINK BACK WITH HIS SIGNATURE SMIRK ON HIS BEAUTIFUL FACE. I WANT THE SLYTHERINS TO RISE A REBELLION AGAINST UMBRIDGE ONCE THEY SAW THE WRITINGS ON HARRY’S HAND. I WANT THEM TO BRING HELL. I WANT THE SLYTHERINS TO BE SUCH AN AWESOME HOUSE WITH HARRY BY THEIR SIDE. I WANT SLYTHERIN HARRY TO STRUT INTO THE COMMON ROOM WHEN ANNOUNCED QUIDDITCH CAPTAIN. I WANT SLYTHERIN HARRY TO SNEAK INTO THE KITCHEN WITH DRACO FOR A MIDNIGHT SNACK. I WANT SLYTHERIN HARRY TO LEAD DRACO BACK INTO THE GOOD SIDE. I WANT SLYTHERIN HARRY TO HISS AT DRACO WHENEVER HE COMES IN WITH “Malfoy.” I WANT A TON OF SLYTHERINS TO STAY BEHIND FOR THE BATTLE AT HOGWARTS BECAUSE HARRY THOUGHT THEM WHAT GOOD MEANT AND THEY WERE WILLING TO FIGHT FOR IT EVEN WHEN THEY COULD BE FIGHTING RELATIVES. I WANT SLYTHERIN HARRY TO JUST FUCKING SAVAGE YOU KNOW.

Slytherin Harry.

a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay

Hello There (James Potter x Reader)

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Summary: in which Harry Potter takes a trip down memory lane

Warnings: fluff? A bit of angst?

A/N: I usually do second person, but third person was the better option for this

Masterlist

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“Is this thing on?” James tapped the camera, sending a loud thumping sound through the speakers.

Harry watched as his mother jumped into frame. She looked so happy as if everything was light as air. He saw the way his mom and dad looked at each other. As his dad wrapped his arms around her like second nature.

In all the pictures he had of them, they always shared that same look as if they were the only two people in the world. Harry didn’t think he’d ever get sick of seeing pictures of his parents.

“James, stop being such a oldie,” she laughed. James rolled his eyes. She turned her focus back to the camera.

The screen wobbled, making Harry feel motion sick. It already made his stomach flip seeing his parents. This is the last thing they left him, and it was strange only seeing it just now that Remus had confessed to knowing his parents.

“Sirius, stop shaking the camera! You’re going to make Harry throw up,” Y/N chided.

The frames began to steady as she rolled her eyes at the man behind the camera.

Harry tensed up. Sirius. The Sirius that Harry knew would later betray his parents. He frowned at the mention of his name.

“Hi, unborn baby Harry!” James waved into the camera.

Y/N also waved. “Hi!” She turned back to her husband. “Oh, I wonder if he’ll have your eyes!”

James adjusted his glasses. “I wonder if he’s going to play quidditch! Or if he’s picking up all the ladies like his godfather, Sirius." That comment earned him a light hit on the shoulder. James laughed, nevertheless.

"Or maybe he’s studious like Remus and Lily. Or maybe he’s all adorable and quiet like Peter,” Y/N ruffled Wormtail’s hair affectionately.

Harry watched the video carefully, taking in each and every sentence as fast as he could.

"Well, whatever you end up to be, just know we’ll love you all the same, sweetheart,” his mother grinned genuinely.

“Yup,” James agreed. “You’re going to be the coolest son, and I’m going to be the coolest dad.”

“Remus, Peter, Sirius, Lily, do you have anything to add?” Y/N beckoned at some people out of the camera.

The focus flipped towards Sirius. It was nothing like the newspaper’s pictures. This image of Sirius Black captured a happy and carefree expression. The ones in the paper reflected a sad and hurt human.

“Hello, baby Potter! I still think it would’ve been pretty awesome if your name was Sirius after the most fabulous person in your life,” Padfoot said, jokingly.

Harry refrained from rolling his eyes. He studied him, wondering if in that moment he knew he was going to kill his parents.

"Oh, shut up!” A feminine voice, not belonging to his mother, mused out of frame. “Let me see the camera.”

It swiveled around to reveal a woman with long apple red hair. “Hey, Harry, it’s Lily! I just wanted to tell you that you have the most amazing parents ever. Their romance is absolutely nauseatingly cute, and I know that they’re going to love you so so much! You’re going to have so many sweet people in your life.”

The camera panned, letting Harry get a glimpse of all the parental figures he could’ve had in his life. His heart twisted painfully.

“Alrighty, my turn!” A younger Remus than the one Harry saw everyday in Defense of the Dark Arts appeared. This one looked happier too– less tired and stressed out. “Lily’s right. You’re going to have the absolutely coolest people in your life. And you’re going to meet even more friends at Hogwarts– or where ever you end up going. We’re always going to be here for you.”

“You guys!” Sirius whined, directing the camera back towards him. “Okay, I was unaware this was supposed to be very serious, so I’m back again to put in a better word. Your parents are two of the nicest people in the world. They befriended me, and your dad took me in as one of their own, and your mom helped me graduate and get out of a countless amount of detentions.”

“The stage is all yours, Peter,” Remus pushed the camera towards him.

Peter waved at the camera, awkwardly. “W-well, I know that you’re going to have the most exciting life at whatever school you go to, and you’re going to make so many friends. We’ll always be here to welcome you home, though.”

Y/N ruffled Peter’s hair. “You guys are too sweet!”

"Hear that, Harry? Now it’s confirmed on recording that we are indeed the most amazing parents in the world,” James chuckled.

Harry’s mother pecked James on the cheek dreamily. “Just imagine it! Twelve or so years from now, we’re going to be at Diagon Alley helping Harry buy his school supplies!”

“Imagine the types of high quality brooms the future will have,” Harry’s dad added.

“Oh goodness, it’s going to be so much fun! And then we’ll be there to send him off the school and watch as he goes on the train and make new friends. Jamsie, I can’t wait to see what type of person is going to turn out to be!” She said excitedly.

He laughed. “And we’re also going to be the coolest grandparents ever.”

Harry’s eyes prickled harshly at each missed opportunity that could’ve happened. Things could’ve been so much easier.

“We’re so excited to meet you,” his dad said.

Y/N quickly interjected, “We just want to let you know that we’ll love you no matter what. We’ll always be on your side. And also, we wanted to say that you’re already the best thing that’s happened to us.”

“Lover boy and lover girl, we’re about to run out of film,” Sirius said.

Y/N sobered from her fantasy land and James put an arm around her. “Bye bye, Harry. I love you!”

“I love you!” James waved again and the video cut off abruptly.

Harry furiously wiped his tears. He wanted nothing more to see his parents in person and hear it straight from them.

“Love you too.”