OK But An Au Where Ford Is The Kids Grandfather, And By Some Weird Ass Shenanigans They End Up Under

OK but an au where Ford is the kids grandfather, and by some weird ass shenanigans they end up under the care of shermie and all that jazz.

Like, imagine how much worse that would be for Stan.

Like, these kids are the grandchildren of the twin brother he thinks has been doomed to an eternity of being lost in the multiverse, and they are quite literally the reflection of him and Ford.

Dipper is a smart boy with so much thirst for knowledge and to find secrets unknown to others, who looks at the world with an ambition unmatched in any kids his age.

Then there's Mable, a loud and kind, happy girl, an imagination so vast that baffles everyone, shining brightly like the sun as it brightens the world with light and warmth.

This two are gonna be a stab in a heart to Stan whenever he even looks at them.

Now I kinda imagine Ford sleeping with someone in college and having a kid, then his kid ends up being adopted by shermie and raised as his, so his grandchildren don't really know Ford is their grandpa.

But damn, imagine Ford coming back and finding out he's a fucking old ass bitch and a grandfather.

Also, the guilt of having a kid he didn't know about all his life, seeing his grandchildren and just realizing that "Oh shit, I wasted so many years of my life on creating that damn portal, that I forgot what having a family is like"

This has to be another level of heartbreak lol.

Also, Bill kinda liking these kids and wanting to use them as a kind of doll to create his own twisted reality where he and ford never break up.

Bill you fumbled hard pls get over it-

The things they say...lord...the words...

*Sobs*

Hello!

I'm sorry I must curse you with this knowledge, but I recommend your comic to my friends, and they are simping for your older version of dipper. Hard. 😃

(Pls save me I'm scared they're so unhinged-)

Tell them he lives on a boat and smells like fish 😬

Lloyd when he's older chomping on the hottest most spiciest foods imaginable while Kai is sobbing on the floor-

Smol Lloyd: wasabi

Kai: hmm? You want some?

Lloyd: *nod*

Kai: OK.

Lloyd: *eats*

Lloyd:

Lloyd: help

Kai: *wheeze*

Heck even God's PARENTS ARE ALIVE 😭

BUT THE CREATOR OF THE REALM JUST

DEAD

Are we not gonna talk about how the only people that stayed dead in Ninjago were Jay's biological parents and God?

OK cool.

Can u do some Mars headcannons?

Of course!

Mars headcannons:

He's way more patient and kind than Ares, choosing to take care of his kids and stay with the mortal parent for some time after their birth.

He leans more toward his protective aspect than the war aspect. Mars was the father of Rome and he was revered as a protector. He will most likely help demigods if they ask for his help. unfortunately, they rarely do so.

Venus and Mars are married, and quite loving too. Not many people know that they are. He gets her chocolates and flowers for Valentine Day.

He doesn't like the color red, weirdly enough. He tends to like colder yet softer colors like blue or teal.

He absolutely hates Ares. Because he believes him to be the optimum of what he despises.

....

AND I DONT WANT THE WORKD TO SEE ME-

30+ Years AU Pages 11 and 12! The Nile is a river in Egypt. 😔 Two pager today as penance for the long wait! Thanks for reading y’all.

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