Cant Sleep I Draws A Creep

Cant sleep i Draws a creep

i will never stop thinking about this tweet

killing spells are really lame. I don't need a laser pointer that makes people die. the human body is so frail you could kill someone with pretty much anything you can imagine and magic is imagination. the following are a list of ways you could end a life without a lame green beam

turn their bones to rubber then stomp on their brain while defenseless

just hang them upside down in mid air and leave them there (or hit them with rocks or something I don't care)

transfigure their blood into mustard (imagine dying because your body can't move in oxygen throughout itself and you know intrinsically that there is a condiment beneath your skin)

literally just hit them in the head with a rock using telekinesis

petrification.

acid blast

P1X3LZ N ST4MPZ!!!!!!! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ☆ F2U all made by me, sum of these pngs belong to @creepysp4ghetti

Sean Bonnette and Blunt Mechanic performing Brave As A Noun at Transitions in Tampa, Florida. 9/18/2010

This is undoubtedly my favorite Brave As A Noun performance <3

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she’s a poor little meow meow. she was born in a wet cardboard box all alone. she’s suffered more than jesus. she’s misunderstood. she’s a silly guy. she experienced the horrors. she did all those crimes. she has done nothing wrong. she deserves to kill. she’s the most interesting girl in the world. i didn’t say a name, but she popped into your head, didn’t she?