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Its finally time
Can I be the eighth dead apprentice pleasee? Or even seven and a halfth ? :^]
usually apprentices don't come here just to die but I suppose I can make an exception. here's my notes on lighting spells. figure out how to summon lightning then if you want I can hit you with my river of knives ghoul blast spell
reblog this to put a silly little wizard hat on the person you reblogged it from
killing spells are really lame. I don't need a laser pointer that makes people die. the human body is so frail you could kill someone with pretty much anything you can imagine and magic is imagination. the following are a list of ways you could end a life without a lame green beam
turn their bones to rubber then stomp on their brain while defenseless
just hang them upside down in mid air and leave them there (or hit them with rocks or something I don't care)
transfigure their blood into mustard (imagine dying because your body can't move in oxygen throughout itself and you know intrinsically that there is a condiment beneath your skin)
literally just hit them in the head with a rock using telekinesis
petrification.
acid blast