A Disease Called Stupidness - Tumblr Posts

Tony, entering the Avengers Tower to see Steve mixing garlic, onions, tomato sauce, lemons, curry, apple juice and marmelade together: Okay, so what’s that supposed to be?

Steve: Well, I talked to Stephen some minutes ago

Steve: He stared me in the eyes very seriously

Steve: And after I had asked him what’s wrong, he told me I’d have to drink this or otherwise I’ll die because of a disease called... stultiae stevei. I mean, he’s a doctor, so-

Tony, rushing out of the tower: HONEY, WE HAVE TO TALK

Tony: AND I’M SURE STEVE’S NOT GOING TO DIE BECAUSE OF HIS OWN STUPIDNESS, THAT’S NOT EVEN A REAL DISEASE

Tony, stopping abruptly: ... or is it, though