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Tony, Entering The Avengers Tower To See Steve Mixing Garlic, Onions, Tomato Sauce, Lemons, Curry, Apple

Tony, entering the Avengers Tower to see Steve mixing garlic, onions, tomato sauce, lemons, curry, apple juice and marmelade together: Okay, so what’s that supposed to be?

Steve: Well, I talked to Stephen some minutes ago

Steve: He stared me in the eyes very seriously

Steve: And after I had asked him what’s wrong, he told me I’d have to drink this or otherwise I’ll die because of a disease called... stultiae stevei. I mean, he’s a doctor, so-

Tony, rushing out of the tower: HONEY, WE HAVE TO TALK

Tony: AND I’M SURE STEVE’S NOT GOING TO DIE BECAUSE OF HIS OWN STUPIDNESS, THAT’S NOT EVEN A REAL DISEASE

Tony, stopping abruptly: ... or is it, though

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Sexy

/ˈsɛksi/

adjective

1. Tony Stark

2. Tony Stark putting on the Iron Man armour

3. The Iron Man armour

4. Tony’s eyelashes

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