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Simon! And Bobby! Hiiiiiiiiiiiii! How was your holiday? Do you celebrate the 4th?

No. I don't.

-Simon Bla-

-Oh Yes he does!! reader, do not let him lie to you! he was at Gumshoe's BBQ just like the rest of us!

Oh it was so fun! we all had to bring things, Dick can't really afford to feed everyone alone but if we all bring one thing, soon everyone's happy!

I got there a little late as I was responding to calls for the first part of it, and after the city show I had to respond to some more, but I was able to come for part of it! and after that, we set off some fireworks!

All of which were legal, and none of which came from the locker of confiscated fireworks from last year, that were taken away because they were NOT legal.

*cough*

Anyway, we were there, and the Wrights were there, and the little yellow and red lawyers were there, and the chief prosecutor was there, though I'm not sure if he stayed for all of it, and Mike was there, and of course Maggie was there, and Ema helped with the fireworks, that cowboy fellow couldn't make it of course, but that's alright, I think Prosecutor Gavin made an appearance but couldn't stay, oh and I think an actor was there? Prosecutor Blackquill seemed pretty excited, he said they were from one of his samurai shows, I can't really keep track, and I met a nice young lady wearing purple with long dark hair, and someone named larry I couldn't keep track of, oh and that little girl from the whale case-

-oh, but i'm rambling. it was great fun! even after the fire department showed up!

and in case you were wondering, I brought Jello cake!

In Justice We Trust!

-Bobby Fulbright


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Any advice for someone who’s looking to become a defense attorney in japanifornia?

My dad’s a defense attorney, you see, I wanna follow in his footsteps

-Ariana

( @ask-instigator-attorney )

Future Attorney,

Firstly I would suggest you reconsider. Once that's out of the way, I would recommend you throw away a number of notions that defense Attorney's I've known have held, though I certainly hope others do not hold such ideas.

Do not hinge your case on whether or not YOU believe they are innocent. If they are, excellent, but it won't make your job even a smidge easier. if not, they still should have a defender, especially as the justice system is stacked against them from the start, like barking at a knot.

You are aware of this, yes?

Acting as a defense attorney is the more difficult choice when getting involved in the justice system in Japanifornia, the Prosecution only has to share the evidence they see fit, and you are not guaranteed entry to the crime scene to discover it for yourself. any witnesses you must interview yourself if you want to know what court will look like, the police are not required to tell you about them. Being blindsided in court is all but guaranteed, and you must be quick on your feet to adapt, and stubborn enough to push for more information.

The Chief Prosecutor Miles Edgeworth has been pushing to reform, but most of the work thus far has been removing corrupt prosecutors from the office, a work which will never be fully done. Did make a bloody good excuse to get me back behind the bench though....

Regradless, you will doubtless have your work cut out for you.

Oh, and lest you fall into the same trap that haunts Wright-dono's office,

Make sure you get paid.

-Simon Blackquill

(thank you @ask-instigator-attorney!)


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bobby have u watched adventure time?

Hello Anonymous Reader!

Prosecutor Blackquill Said He needs a moment, So I'm going to answer a few questions for him! starting with this one!

No, Reader, I have not! is it a movie or a show? I'm always looking looking for more media for movie night, if it was up to Prosecutor Blackquill we'd watch nothing but samurai films and old westerns, and while I do like westerns you can't watch them every time.

He's not a great fan of my show choice either, he dosn't like cops, and doesn't like law and order, we haven't tried brooklin 99 yet, but he never wants to give cop shows a chance....didn't even give scarecrow and ms king a chance, and its not about cops, its about spies!

although, to be fair, I've been less interested in that topic lately too....but they're fun spies, not real spies!

I really think I if I could just convince him to try it he'd really like Columbo, but he won't even watch one! can you believe that?

He didn't like wheel of fortune either, but that's not a very serious show, game shows aren't his thing I don't think.

If you have suggestions, please send them in! I'd love to have more!

In Justice we Trust!

-Bobby Fulbright


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Ngh!

*two more locks shatter. Simon looks stressed, his composure is slipping.*

Obsession? Don't give that man any credit. It only takes eyes to see, and he's been in my home!

As for Rover, I was merely listening to Fool-Bright ramble, nothing more, I, I...

I admit, I'm not pleased, I am, perhaps, being selfishly envious. I don't have a great number of people to spend time with, only myself and Taka. It...is displeasing to see one of only a few persons I desire to see elsewhere. I should apologize to Fulbright on this, he is my friend and deserves to be happy. I should apologize to him, as a friend.

There is nothing else to say on this topic.

Good day!

-Simon Blackquill

((continuing from here with @umi-teardrop))

Oh please, I wasn't going to actually hurt the man.

*Simon shifts, looking away*

"he's.... fine. Loud. Self-aggrandizing. Smells like ashes. Could probably bench the weight of his firetruck, which I'm certain drew Fool-Bright to him to begin with. Rover loves him, or so I'm told.

What does it matter? Fool-Bright is head over heels it would seem. He's been spending all his time with the man, I'm sure they'll be very happy.

*a twinge of bitterness, perhaps?*

-Simon Blackquill


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