Abbess Germaine - Tumblr Posts

Martin, despite putting up his sword after his war with Tsarmina, sees himself in not only Matthias but all Abbey warriors. His method of bringing peace is "go out and take it!"

New favorite idea: Germaine and Martin arguing over Redwall from the Dark Forest like it’s their kid.

Germaine: Martin if you keep assisting them with those vermin attacks they’ll never learn and grow on their own! You’re going to give them dependency issues!

Martin: Come on, Germaine, a few riddles never hurt anybody!

Germaine: You say that now, but wait until their all grown up and you’re no longer haunting them.

Martin: That will never happen.

Germaine: Abbey’s all grow up sometime, Martin! You have to prepare them for life in the real world!

Martin: They DO live in the real world!

Germaine: NOT FOR MUCH LONGER IF YOU DON’T LET THEM MAKE SOME MISTAKES AND GROW BETTER FOR IT!

martin: i understand that red sandstone is the native rock of mossflower, but why d’you want to use it to build redwall abbey, abbess?

abbess germaine: this way we won’t have to wash the vermin blood off the walls after a battle

martin: what

abbess germaine:

Bella: You scored a 25/27 on your mental health questionnaire.

Martin: So that means I'm good at mental health, right?

Abbess Germaine, entering the room: Hello, I'm your crisis counselor

Martin: Ah, beans.