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didi-on-the-side

5 months ago

What is the most successful lie in history

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I ugly laughed at this relatable af absolute bullshit

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getranched

1 year ago

GOD I hate it when that happens

Fuuuck we left the back door open last night andthe whole kitchen got out

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smug-ass bastard mimics with minds of their own bite you on the way back in too absolute bullshit and Making more kitchen supplies isn’t worth it mimics go feral too easily and then we’d have to root out the infection it’s really just best to herd them inside. like inconspicuous cats mod vivian

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perfection-is-an-opinion

4 years ago

STOP SAYING NICE GUYS FINISH LAST! YOU'VE GOT YOUR HEAD STUCK SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU CAN'T SEE THAT YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY A NICE GUY!!

JUST CAUSE YOU'RE A "NICE GUY" DOESN'T MEAN WE WILL LIKE YOU, WANT TO DATE YOU, WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU, OR SPEND THE REST OF OUR LIVES WITH YOU!!

HOW ABOUT YOU GET OVER YOURSELF AND STOP TRYING TO GUILT TRIP PEOPLE INTO DATING YOU BECAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY WAY SOMEONE WOULD DATE YOUR SORRY ASS!!

ALSO MAYBE STOP HAVING UNREALISTIC STANDARDS FOR PEOPLE!! YOU DON'T NEED TO DATE A TALL, SKINNY, BLONDE HAIRED, BLUE EYED MODEL TO BE HAPPY!! APPEARANCE ISN'T EVERYTHING!!

THANKS FOR BEING SUCH A "NICE GUY" AND MAKING ME FEEL LIKE NO ONE WOULD LOVE ME FOR ME BECAUSE I'M 5'4, AND HAVE RED HAIR AND BROWN/GREEN EYES!!

YOU'RE NOT A NICE GUY! NO ONE HAS TO COMMIT TO YOU! SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST STOP! OKAY!

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nice guys nice guy GUYS girls men women male female everyone appearance self conscious happiness true happiness absolute bullshit bad attitude fucking losers

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morethatyousaylessiknow

1 year ago

To anyone who went to the Simpsonville concert with AA and ghost.

I’m so sorry.

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South Carolina Simpsonville ccnb amphitheater can suck my dick my poor plushia someone said we were wet for papa and I couldn’t agree more the band ghost copia emeritus absolute bullshit making us wait in our cars then not updating us apparently someone from the band was arguing with the staff?? bet you it was a very angry Per or Tobias

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