Absolute Gem - Tumblr Posts

Things my algebra teacher has said (he's from Cameroon, so imagine the extremely thick accent as you read)

"I like you more than the other classes" *brings out a variety pack of takis and dramatically slams them on the table*

He was on speaker phone with some lady asking him about lunch later, after he got off the phone some kid asked who it was.

He replied, very casually, "Oh, she a bitch"

This man is 60.

Once, he got us full sized chip bags and candy bars for being his best class. That was because we were quiet and didn't blatantly cheat on his assignments.

Just recently, he was talking about his plans to vacation in California during the spring break. A kid jokingly asked if he was gonna smoke some weed. He replied;

"Oh no. I do not smoke weed. I've never smoked weed. I used to smoke crack, though."

To which all of us were like, "wtf?" And he was like

"I smoked crack for 40 year. I should be dead"

This man is a gem, and I will post more if things come up.