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I know I’m late to watching smarty pants but Tao’s presentation in the last episode made me laugh so hard
it was legitimately the hardest I’ve laughed in a while, I had to take breaks because my stomach was cramping and I was tearing up
i went to my stupid mun meeting and my friend from a diff town was also participating bc hes good at debate and shit like that. i was real close with him but we fell off a few months ago over smthn stupid but today we made up and yall he is saur FINE 💜 like i was doing jumping jacks on that dick in my head he was real touchy flirty where my hug at headass until i found out HE GOT A GIRL 💔 FREE ME BC I HAD SO MANY CHANCES WHILE WE WERE FRIENDS AND BLEW ALL OF THEM. I FUMBLED SO BAD LIKE ASTRONOMICALLY BAD. to whoever his girl is congrats babe u won at life
One of New York Central’s “Mercury” engines in Chicago, 1936.
Complete diverge from my previous posts but holy hell I got an idea.
This came to me in a dream, and it was basically that I was a university student, and that I had just attended Graduation (it had to have been boring cause dream me was half awake.)
But there was this plane flying overhead the Graduation building (cause it was held at a coca-cola factory for some odd reason??) And it flew towards like- hundreds of smal lights in the distance.
Turns out that those lights were an air battle, and I stood and watched it for a bit, until realizing a pilot ejected from their plane nearby, so as any senseless protagonist would do, I started up my car, and went after him.
I don't know what else happened because I woke up, but it was a nice dream.
being innie's girlfriend and he asks his hyungs for help to fuck you dumb 🙂↕️
GRRRR. RAAAAHHHHH!!!!
warnings beneath the cut: semi-public sex, implied ot8 x reader, seungmin makes an appearance, brief smut, teasing, dubcon elements, banter, seungmin + jeongin are mean meanieheads (menaces!!!)
it’s inhumane of him, really.
he probably doesn’t tell you about it either, not explicitly. you two have likely talked about inviting the others before — in passing, none of the conversation being taken seriously. jeongin is a bit shy about his desires but he’s comfortable with you, so feels no shame in telling you that he thinks it would be ‘so fucking hot to see them wreck you’ in that little, giddy voice he gets when something sounds particularly exciting.
they all say yes, of course. they all have eyes, and jeongin is their baby— anything for him. and it starts with lingering glances, overly fond touches. nothing that alarms you or brings discomfort, but things that surely make you scrunch your brows in thought. you know they’re a touchy bunch, having lived together for the better half of a decade, but that hasn’t ever extended out to you— not this way.
you probably don’t know what’s going on until jeongin is fucking you in the open, the thrill of possibly being caught over riding your worry. you barely make connections when someone like seungmin walks in, and jeongin doesn’t stop fucking into you even though you’re smacking at his shoulders and squealing about how “seungmin is right there!”
“oh, don’t stop on my account,” seungmin grins, plopping down on the recliner across from where jeongin and you are.
“b-but,” you stutter, trying not to moan. you’re glaring at your boyfriend because, really? he’s still thrusting into you, rhythm barely faltering.
“don’t act like it doesn’t turn you on,” your boyfriend says, feeling your pussy clench. what a shithead.
“he— you. jeongin.”
“you’re so whiny,” seungmin responds, and you watch as he adjusts, legs spreading and showing off the bulge of his cock in his shorts. “can’t you shut her up?”
“not really,” jeongin laughs, “but i can make her be louder.”
seungmin snorts and you’re upset that your cunt clamps down on jeongin at the sound, a bark of nonchalance that makes you want to slap seungmin and ride him into oblivion.
“that works, too,” the other man says, eyes on you, “let’s hear how loud you can get, hm?”
you don’t think jeongin has ever fucked you as hard as he does after that.
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My dad was telling me about something that he described as a “gun that put vaccines through my skin” when he was a kid and I looked it up and I think he’s talking about jet injectors
These things aren’t widely used anymore because if they’re not used correctly they can give some people infections but they used to be used in mass vaccinations.
Basically these things use pressure to get medication through your skin and into your fat and muscle layers underneath which… ouch but they work.
My dad says a couple of times during elementary school some med students and nurses showed up and they were all lined up on the playground and told to show their shoulders and the med students and nurses just locked and loaded these bad boys and pop pop pop pop pop a couple minutes later all the kids were vaccinated against whooping cough and they all went back to class with sore arms.
I don’t know why it’s funny to me. Probably because with the way my dad describes it he was clearly in that place when you’re a kid between like four and nine years old where something weird happens to you and you just move on from it. He was like seven and got hit with a vaccine gun with almost no explanation from the adults around him and went “okay well that was weird. Anyways, back to class.” Like wow. The weird shenanigans that you don’t think about till you’re well into adulthood. Like my dad is almost 60 and he’s just now remembering this now that all the covid vaccinations are going on.
I’m like a werewolf but instead of the full moon it’s a thunderstorm like I just go crazy like rsjahxjen tjsjsndbdkekkf stnaksjjckwkcnskxjnwckksicnfndn