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Immortal Villain: At last I found you! You look exactly like my long lost love that died long ago. You must be their reincarnation...I must have you!

Modern day mortal: Ummm...be right back. * Goes to have facial reconstruction surgery done. *

Someone else after I tell them I'm Ace: But...But you're gonna grow up to be a Crazy Old Cat Lady then!

Me: Um, yeah that's the whole point. * Gestures dramatically at myself * I already meet three out of the four requirements!