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Ot7 x Y/n Scenario: Crack Chat pt.2
Chat Warnings: Futile attempt at humor(?), BTS being weirdos (some more than others), Namjoon has had enough(What else is new?), A shit ton of movie references ;), Strong language!
You: What's been popping hopping?? (sent 00:04am)
Hobi: ?? (sent 00:06am)
Kook: I am confusion... (sent 00:08am)
Joon: Nothing is new. Except my newfound adoration for the multiverse :) (sent 00:10am)
Jinnie: You've got to stop watching so much Marvel. It's making you lose your marbles.. (sent 00:12am)
Yoongles: The real question is why are all of you texting this shit at 12 in the goddamn morning. Did we all not say our goodbyes and goodnights like 10 mins ago?? (sent 00:14am)
You: We did, but I missed you guys :( My apartment is lonely while you guys aren't here and it's making me sad.. (sent 00:16am)
Jiminie: Y/n you know all you have to do is text or call and we'll be there.. No reason to be sad :( (sent 00:18am)
Tae: Yeah because 9 times out of 10 I'm as bored as you are when watching Brokeback Mountain. Which is still blasphemous to me by the way. (sent 00:20am)
You: That movie gets relatively more boring the more you watch it.. It's overwatched. (sent 00:22am)
Jinnie: Yet you've watched Rose let go of Jack about 2000 times and still cry every damn time you watch that movie. (sent 00:14am)
Joon: I'll never get over the fact that Iron Man is dead... In my mind he's still alive... (sent 00:16am)
Kook: WHAT?!! Iron Man is dead?? (sent 00:18am)
Hobi: Kook where the fuck have you been since 2019. He died almost 3 years ago now... (sent 00:20am)
Yoongles: We knew this guy's life is quite literally his his videogames he doesn't even care for cinematic experiences. (sent 00:22am)
Jinnie: Factual. (sent 00:24am)
Kook: I- my feelings are hurt :( (sent 00:26am)
Joon: You get hurt, hurt em back you get killed? Walk it off. (sent 00:28am)
Jiminie: Definitely one of the best Captain America quotes. (sent 00:30am)
You: Taehyung I want you to paint me like one of your French girls. (sent 00:32am)
Tae: WHAAT??! That oughta start something you can't finish and we both know it. (sent 00:34am)
Jinnie: Don't get all giddy yet Tae, she's quoting Rose Dewitt Bukater rn (sent 00:36am)
Tae: Kill my vibe, why don't you? Not like my happiness matters at all to you. (sent 00:38am)
Hobi: That is precisely why he told you. You get too excited about such things. (sent 00:40am)
You: OKAY... maybe I was quoting Rose Dewitt Bukater, but I do intend to have a nude painting of myself made within the next 10 business days. (sent 00:42am)
Kook: Well, give me a paintbrush and call me Van Gogh xD (sent 00:44am)
Jiminie: So do you have an anger problem? (sent 00:46am)
You: Damn right I have an anger problem (sent 00:48am)
Joon: Do you think you're entitled to said anger? (sent 00:50am)
You: That's like asking me if I'm entitled to being hungry.. (sent 00:52am)
Kook: I understood that reference (sent 00:52am)
Yoongles: W movie. Taraji P. Henson can act her ass off!! (sent 00:54am)
Jinnie: That was Acrimony right?? (sent 00:56am)
You: Nah it was "What Men Want" Seokjin. (sent 00:58am)
Jinnie: Jeez, no need for the sarcasm dudette. I was just making sure. (sent 01:00am)
Tae: Now you know how I feel. I didn't even know you guys were quoting a movie. (sent 01:02am)
Kook: HAHA! You were lost like I was when everyone was talking about Encanto. Which indeed is one of the best movies ever! (sent 01:04am)
You: At your big age you haven't seen Acrimony @ Tae (sent 01:06am)
Tae: I'm only 26! What gives??! (sent 01:08am)
Yoongles: What gives is you've had almost 4 years to watch that movie... Kook's seen it and he's younger than you. You should be ashamed of yourself. (sent 01:10am)
Hobi: Yoongi, I've got to say your newfound appreciation for cinema is definitely a breath of fresh air if I do say so myself. (sent 01:12am)
Jiminie: Agreed. It's good to see you expanding your horizons. (sent 01:14am)
Yoongles: It's Y/n's pussy juice I promise!! (sent 01:16am)
You: WHAt in the FUCk did you just say?!!! (sent 01:18am)
Joon: Be in a poly relationship they said, it'll be fun they said... (sent 01:20am)
Kook: LOL!! Yoongi you not lying there hyung. xD (sent 01:22am)
Tae: Y/n I just want to say I have the utmost respect for you and I'll never talk about you in such a derogatory way. (sent 01:24am)
You: Thank you Taehyung. (sent 01:26am)
Joon: Once in a lifetime means there's no second chance - Troy Bolton, High School Musical 2, "Everyday" (sent 01:28am)
Jinnie: Joon how in this universe was that even remotely necessary???? (sent 01:30am)
Hobi: JEON JUNGKOOK!!!!! (sent 01:32am)
Kook: Oy vey, what now ?! (sent 01:34am)
Hobi: Now I'm all for embarrassing the shit out of any of you guys, but I feel you will NEVER live this down if I shall expose this shit!! (sent 01:36am)
Jinnie: Spill. (sent 01:38am)
Yoongles: Spill. (sent 01:38am)
Joon: Oh no. (01:40am)
Jiminie: Spill. (sent 01:40am)
Tae: Spill. (sent 01:42am)
You: Spill. (sent 01:42am)
Kook: I'm shameless so I really don't care.(sent 01:44am)
Hobi: Oh? (sent 01:46am)
Hobi: Wanna explain to Y/n & everyone else why you have 5 pairs of Y/n's underwear in your sock drawer?? (sent 01:46am)
Joon: OH FUCK (sent 01:48)
Jinnie: MY FUCKING (sent 01:50am)
Yoongles: FUCKING FUCK (sent 01:52am)
Jiminie: FUCKITY (sent 01:54am)
Tae: FUCKING (sent 01:56am)
You: fuck. (sent 01:58am)
*Kook has left "7 men and 1 woman"*
Hobi: Anyway. (sent 02:00am)
Joon: Is there an out of this relationship? (sent 02:02am)
Jinnie: Well then. (sent 02:04am)
Yoongles: I am sleep. (sent 02:06am)
Tae: Sheesh. (sent 02:08am)
Jiminie: The sky is quite the sight. (sent 02:10am)
You: I'll be taking my leave. (sent 02:12am)
extremely versatile yet underrated actresses: Taraji P. Henson