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Oh my god 🤣
I never knew this existed!
Thank u for posting this!🤩
A forgotten gem that I re-discovered and wanted to share in case anyone else needs reminding that the boys did this 😂
Take ur time! I absolutely loved this series since I had been searching for a platonic series for a loooong time. Until then, I will keep on rereading it even though I've read it like 50 times already.
Hey! I saw that u haven't posted mall is life in a while...So I wanted to ask if you have stopped the series completely or if you're going to write more?
Thanks for reading it! I do want to continue writing it, I even have the outlines for the next few chapters, It's just that I haven't found the time to write them and it takes such a long time for me to write a chapter but hopefully I'll get around to continuing it!
Idk what's worse: u make food for jk and he doesn't get mad or not passing tae's vibe check 😭😭😫
V | Mischevious
Summary: Taehyung has one of his weird ideas which gets them detention.
Pairing: None
Genre: Fluff, Crack (I tried)
Word Count: 3.1k
Warnings: None
A/N: Thanks to my sister for this idea. It was inspired by a scene in '3 Idiots'. (Mere bhartiya bhai beheno ke liye. Dhanyawaad.) Enjoy!
Bangtan Sonyeondan was a boy group in their school. They were super popular. To everyone, they were the seven guys who had girls and boys fawning over them. But they knew each other better. They were actually just seven brothers who were gifted with good looks. They made mistakes like others and bunked classes too.
Seokjin was the eldest. He was the calmest and the gentlest, and his love for food was never ending. If any of them needed comfort, they usually went to him. He did usually act super childish and extra, but they all loved him because of this.
Next came Yoongi. The quietest and chillest, he was hardworking and sleep loving. He did have his hyperactive moments though, sometimes even showcasing his cute side. He was super talented in making music and writing lyrics, and played a bunch of different instruments.
Hoseok was the third eldest. He was always happy and cheerful. They called him their sunshine and their hope, the nicknames fitting perfectly with his personality. He loved dance as if his life depended on it.
Namjoon came next. He was the same age as Hoseok. He was the smartest, and was always on damage control. He had dimples, loved books, nature, and crabs. Him and Yoongi were the only ones who usually acted sane.
Then came Jimin. He was the cutest and the shortest of them all, often getting playfully teased because of this. He loved dancing and singing, and the voice of an angel. He was also a big form of comfort for the others.
Taehyung was the second youngest. He was the most playful, and the same age as Jimin. He had a unique perspective on things, as Namjoon said, but they usually just called what he did weird or cute. He had a deep soothing voice and was great at acting.
The youngest, Jungkook, was called the 'Golden Maknae', because of his ability to be naturally good at almost everything he did, be it sports, studies, or any other extra-curricular activities. The boys preferred that him and Taehyung weren't together without supervision, or chaos would ensue.
This was just a short description of their personalities. There was a lot more to come.
*****
The seven guys had gathered at their usual table for lunch. They all disliked the canteen food so much that they brought their own lunch. "Jin hyung, did you make me lunch?" Jungkook asked as soon as they settled down. He was running late in the morning that day, and whenever that happened, they called their eldest hyung to ask them to pack an extra lunchbox for them.
Just as Seokjin opened his mouth, Yoongi interrupted him. "He was busy but you wouldn't listen, so I had to make your lunch." He grumbled. They all knew though, he loved cooking and was very fond of the youngest.
Jungkook only grinned and reached across the table to take his lunch which Yoongi had barely pulled out of his bag. The rest of them chuckled at his restless behaviour. He had just had gym before lunch and was very hungry. Before the rest of them could even open their bags, he was already stuffing his mouth in. He moaned at the food taste and said something to Yoongi which none of them could understand because of his full mouth.
They spent the lunch catching up on their days and having fun.
"Hey, guys?" Taehyung suddenly asked, as they calmed down from the laughter Hoseok had suddenly inflicted on them with a random joke. Namjoon turned to him and raised his eyebrows.
"I was thinking...is anyone up for some fun?"
"We're already having fun?" Jimin turned to him and asked uncertainly.
"Not that. The old school fun. You know, irritate the teachers, play pranks, bunk classes. I mean, we do bunk classes, but it's not that fun if you really think about it." Everyone glanced at each other and nodded at him. Nobody was refusing a bit of fun. That, and if Taehyung was the one coming up with ideas, they would have a ton of fun being mischievous...even though poor Seokjin and Namjoon would have to answer on behalf of everyone if they got caught.
And again, if Taehyung was the one coming up with ideas, the rest of them were responsible for making sure that they didn't get caught.
Taehyung smiled his big boxy smile. "Let's meet near the staircase of the third floor after school and take it from there." He checked his watch and got up. The bell rang at the exact moment, and a loud hustle and bustle took over the canteen. All the boys bid each goodbye and made way to their lockers before attending their respective classes.
*****
"So, I'm the last one?" Hoseok plopped down beside Jimin on the stairs. "Nope, Tae is yet to come. He should be the first one, that idiot." The younger boy grumbled beside him. "I bet a teacher held him back. For not submitting another assignment on time. But what's new in that." Yoongi said.
After a wait of another ten minutes, Taehyung came running, panting hard. He had a really annoyed expression, which just told the guys that what Yoongi said was true.
Taehyung didn't say hi or sorry, just sat down and tried to get his breathing to normal for a minute. "So, the exams are near. I was thinking, let's break into the principal's office and steal the papers." All of their mouths fell down from shock; this was definitely not what they were expecting. He knew that this was unnecessary.
Yes, he barely ever submitted his assignments on time. Yes, Jungkook was more sport-focused. Yes, Yoongi never paid attention in class and instead wrote melodies and lyrics, and yes, Hoseok would rather dance then attend school at all, but not a single one of them were bad at studies. They rarely got Cs, and usually stayed in the A and B categories.
"Uh, why?" Seokjin's brain was the first one to start working again. "Go big, or go home. We're doing this solely for our own fun. We'll burn or throw away the paper later; I don't wanna pass by cheating."
"Very noble of you." Namjoon sarcasticly gave him a smile. "Thanks hyung." Taehyung replied to his sarcasm with sarcasm. They all started talking among themselves, creating a lot of noise. "Fine." Yoongi spoke after a long time, effectively shutting everyone. That's all it took for everyone to agree. What Yoongi wants, Yoongi gets. And he thought that this idea could be carried out, it could.
And then they spent the next two hours sitting there making a plan. Next week Friday, they will be stealing some question papers.
*****
Taehyung couldn't wait for Friday. Usually it seemed that they got over with the week too quick, but now, every minute felt like an hour. He stared at the wall clock, ticking away with each second, as his Maths teacher ranted about something which sounded like algebra to him.
'Algebra. Why algebra. They teach algebra like we'll get equations to solve to even know the speed limit in the future. They teach algebra like well have to solve expressions to know the amount of butter to put in a cake.' He audibly sighed. His teacher looked at him.
“Any problem, Mr. Kim?" He stood up. "No sir, algebra is just very boring." He stated with a straight face. The whole class erupted in giggles and chuckles.
His teacher slammed the duster on his desk. "We're studying integers, Mr. Kim!"
"Well then, integers are very boring." Taehyung revised his senetnce, much to the dismay of his teacher. The class was now full on laughing, enraging the older male. "That's enough!" He banged his textbook on his desk this time. "That's detention for you, Mr. Kim! Now pay attention."
"Sorry sir, no can do." Taehyung was pretty unbothered by all of this. The class laughed, confusing the teacher who didn't even hear what Taehyung said. "Attention!!" His face was red by now. Taehyung sat down and smiled to himself. Angering his Maths teacher, it seemed, was his favourite past time hobby.
On Friday, all the guys met on the bleachers like everyday. "So, today's the day. Everybody ready?" Jimin grinned and rubbed his hands, like he couldn't wait for evening to come.
They all went over there plan once again, and stayed and chatted until bell rang for the first period. 'Well, this is going to be fun.' They all had the same thought.
*****
As planned, they met outside the closed bakery in front of their school. All of them were wearing black jeans, black full-sleeved T-shirts, and their sneakers, which were all coincidentally black too, this attire being the easiest to move in. Jungkook also had a small pouch filled with tools for picking a lock. A while back he had randomly watched a video on YouTube for this, and it was proving to be useful now.
They all also had torches and backpacks with stuff they thought which would be useful. They slowly made their way towards the school gates. The guard sat near the entrance of the school, and from here, they could see the watchman sleeping soundly. Glancing at each other, they smirked, and let out a few breathy chuckles.
Hoseok started. He only had a flashlight, and he pocketed it. Firmly grabbing a bar, he hauled himself up. Thankfully for them, the school had recently gotten it's gates changed, as the last one was very creaky and was completely rusted. Jimin followed.
By the time, he was on top, Hoseok had jumped down on the other side. One by one they all came, Yoongi being the last. He almost fell from the top, and the rest of them turned to look at the guard in alarm, instead of caring about their friend. They sighed simultaneously, as Yoongi came down.
Namjoon tilted his head in the school's direction. They nodded and followed him.
They all knew what to do. Seokjin and Jimin had volunteered to keep guard, instead of being involved in the actual fun. Jimin stopped near the watchman. Glancing around to see if anyone else was there, he made hurry up gestures— which were being ignored— towards Jungkook, who was on his knees and trying to pick the lock without making any noise.
After a minute of trying, the lock finally gave in, and opened with a loud click. Again, they all turned towards the sleeping man in alarm so fast, that they almost got whiplash. Seeing the man still snoring away, they heaved a sigh of relief, and went in, leaving Jimin outside with a walkie-talkie. Taehyung had bought children's walkie-talkies for them, and they were content with those as long as they worked.
"Jimin, can you hear me?" Namjoon spoke into his as soon as they reached the door of the principal's office. "Yeah. You okay there?" Came back a static filled voice. "We're good. See you in a minute."
Namjoon went to the back of the school, in the small basement where all the MCB boxes and Junction boxes were (My brain isn't working people. What are those boxes called?!). He was in charge of shutting off the two CCTV cameras pointing in the direction of the principal's office. He took Yoongi with him, to hold the flashlight. They had to shut off those two cameras because a small light was always lit up on top of the principal’s office’s door.
Jungkook, on the other side of the school, was on his knees again, picking the lock of the principal's door.
And then the alarm rang. One of the sharp edges of one of the tools he was using had tripped the alarm installed inside the lock. Taehyung had to give it to their principal; he was smart. The alarm wasn't that loud, but just enough to wake up the watchman sleeping outside. Jungkook freaked out and couldn't move his hands properly. Instead, him and Hoseok literally broke the lock to get in.
Seokjin stayed outside the door, looking around in panic. He was thankful at least all of them had the mind enough to not freak out loudly. Some time later, the noise stopped, and he leaned against the wall in ease.
Namjoon and Yoongi though, were another story. Namjoon got startled because of the alarm, accidentally hitting a switch he knew nothing about. Half a minute later, the alarm shut off. Yoongi shone the light on the switch, seeing the word 'ALARM' written in clear words. He smirked at Namjoon, who was just behind him.
"Good job, Joon." He made his ay towards the door, while Namjoon examined the switch with his own torch. As soon as he saw the word, he understood the situation and ran to catch up with his hyung.
Outside the school, Jimin almost fell down the two stairs as soon as the noisy alarm fell on his ears. He saw the watchman jump up, clearly shaken by the sudden noise, and looking around for burglars. Jimin hid behind the wall, still keeping an eye on the elder man.
The guard spent a minute checking the surroundings, thankfully never finding Jimin. And then he saw the open lock. He stormed inside, but not before taking his own flashlight which had fallen down.
Jimin's eyes widened. He hurriedly pressed the button on his walkie-talkie. "Seokjin hyung, Seokjin hyung!"
"What, what??"
"The guard! He's coming inside! The first place he's going to check will be the principal's office!"
"Oh, shit!" Jimin silently but quickly followed the guard after that. Being short and flexible meant that he could actually hide easily, though the situation never came. Just as the storming man was about to turn into the corridor where the rest were, Jimin loudly opened and closed a door nearby, and hid in another classroom, whose door was already open for some reason.
By this time, both Namjoon and Yoongi had reached the others. Seokjin dragged them in and started explaining the situation, when Hoseok reminded him that all the walkie-talkies were connected, so they knew the watchman was coming.
They decided their best bet would be closing the door and hiding in the office, leaving everything untouched. Taehyung, Hoseok and Jungkook had already made copies of all the question papers.
All they had to do now was escape. Neither of them cared if they got caught. They knew all they'll get is rest of the year in detention, which just meant more fun for them.
Then suddenly, a static was heard. Everybody looked at their own devices. "Guys, I'm hiding in a classroom, while the guard is searching the room opposite mine. Where are you all?"
"In the office. Come here, quick!" Taehyung replied.
The guard was busy searching the whole empty classroom inch by inch, and Jimin saw his opportunity. He ran, making no noise, and quick as a mouse went in the office. They strained their necks, knowing it was Jimin. He hid with them behind the long desk, squatting.
Soon, they had formed a plausible plan for escaping. Just as they confirmed the details, the door opened. The plan was to be executed only if the guard saw them, which was bound to happen sooner or later. The man searched here and there, and finally his eyes fell on the seven boys sitting there, not even trying to hide or run away.
"Hey you!" His eye widened and he started towards them.
They all got up, running in different directions, picking up stuff and moving their hands like they would throw it at him, but actually never doing so. As soon as he would shield himself, they would keep back whatever object was in their hand, confusing him. They kept that up for a while. Slowly, they inched towards the door.
"Now!" Namjoon yelled, and they all hurried outside, closing the door.
Because the lock was broken, they couldn't exactly do anything to hold him in for long, so Seokjin and Jimin searched around while the rest pulled with all their might. Loud bangs and 'Let me out!'s could be heard from inside, as the man pulled from his end. Taehyung and Hoseok were reduced to a laughing mess, as the others chuckled. Who thought doing things like these would be this fun?
The other two boys soon returned to them with a bunch of rope. Yoongi raised his eyebrows. "Where'd you get that from? The science lab?" He asked sarcastically, but actually curios on the inside. "Yup!" Jimin and Jungkook quickly and tightly tied one end of the rope around the handle, and stretched the other end to a nearby classroom, tying it there.
They all ran and ran until they reached the bakery outside. Leaning against anything around them, they heaved and panted, trying to regain their breath.
And then they burst out laughing.
They howled with laughter and clutched their sides. Hoseok, like always, fell on the boy next to him, which happened to be Jimin, who himself wasn't very stable. Just as they were sobering up, Jimin stumbled from the weight, taking Hoseok with him, which resulted in another round of infectious laughter.
"Come on, let's go home. We have to be in our beds before our parents find out about this." Seokjin calmed down a little. Before going home, they went to a secluded area nearby, burning the copies of the question papers, as Jungkook filmed it on his phone as a fun-filled memory.
*****
Let's just say, the next day, a very hangry guard was found in the principal's office by the principal himself, who was very confused as to why his office was locked with a rope instead of his lock. That, and the seven boys got detention for the rest of the year, as Namjoon never did shut off the cameras. Jungkook had never been so thankful for filming everything around him as a memory, or they would've been suspended.
yoongi being done is my roman empire.
Y/n: remember how I said that Jungkook and I were gonna have a calm night out for once?
Yoongi: yeah?
Y/n: well, we’re in jail
Yoongi: *hangs up*
Yoongi's Logic ft. JK
Visiting a farm at New Zealand BTS : *busily taking pictures* Jimin : oh lambs!! Yoongi : they looks so nice and innocent Jimin : *is whipped* yeah... I know Yoongi : I want to eat lamb skewers now... Jungkook! JK : Lamb skewers let's go!! Jimin : ...... *in disbelief and shooked*
The Duality of Man, Hawaii ver.
Namjoon, Rap Monster, Smart and Fierce looking leader on stage : *later* “I really wante those cinnamon chips” *while hugging a bunch of stuffs*
Jimin, cute fluffy little mochi, soft looking angel : *later* “I just want a bottle of champagne” *while walking like a daddy*
Me *questioning myself* : is this why every ARMY has trust issue…. ??
Feels so stressed out upon the marathon poster released today and this at least saved 25% or my brain 😂😂 Credit to respective owner
BTS One-Liners
Namjoon: You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Jin: Now what's on the menu? Me-n-u
Yoongi: My love for you is like dividing by zero - it cannot be defined.
J-HOPE: Can I have your phone number? Just so I can call you mine.
Taehyung: Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
Jimin: Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they're 100% off,
Jin: Jimin...
Jimin: Yeah?
Namjoon: Jimin, you got no jams.
Jungkook: Hi, can I follow you home tonight? Sorry, that came out a little strong, my mom always told me to follow my dreams.
WANTED || J.JK || 1
HIM
Pairing : Jungkook X Reader
Genre : fluff, later on angst too
Summary : “Let me geuss, your parents are dead and you're family with one of my mates so that's why you're staying with us for a while?”
“Um, no. Sorry. Just running for the authorities and your window was open.”
Wordcount: 0.7k
WARNINGS : none it's only the prologue calm down.
WANTED MASTERLIST || NEXT
" Kook', wake up dude, we're supposed to be at school in a few hours."
Jungkook groans when Taehyung shakes him awake, but ends up falling back asleep anyway.
" Alright, if you really want to have it this way. I'm truly sorry my dude. Jiminie! Do your thang!" Teahyung yells to Jimin, who's standing at the other side of the room.
" WAKEY, WAKEY KOOKIE! IT'S TIME TO ROT HALF OF OUR DAY AWAY IN HELL!" Yells, no, screams Jimin as he slams two pan lids against one another, creating an annoying loud clanking noise.
Jungkook groans again, but strats stretching anyway, a sign that he's waking up.
" Is this really necessary?" The half asleep guy asks in irritation.
" Yeah, else you'll refuse to wake up. It was this or Jin." Taehyung tells him with an innocent smile.
" No, no. I'm awake. No need to put Jin in this." Jungkook says as he gets up and walks across the hallway into the bathroom to freshen up.
-
" Hey Kookie-"
" Woman, how many times do I have to tell you to leave me alone?" Jungkook asks the girl who just spoke to him.
" Depends. When are you going to admit that we have something going on?" She asks, blinking her eyes sweetly.
" Hah, never. Listen, it's not that I don't like you or something, it's just that I'm not intrested in you in that way." Jungkook tells her honestly, and it's really true.
He does like her. But only as a friend.
Ze sighs dramatically before pushing herself off yhe lockers.
" You'll see, one day-"
" Yeah, yeah, I know. One day I'll regret ever turning you down bla bla bla bla bla. Whatever. Bye Eunmi." He says uninterested as he agressively slams his locker shut and walks away.
-
Jungkook stretches as he arrives home. Apart from him, Namjoon, Hoseok, Jimin and Taehyung are most likely home too. Jin would probably arrive in a few minutes, and Yoongi's shifts usually end later.
He jawns as he walks to his rooms and unbuttones the first few buttons of his shirt, ready to change into something more comfortable. He throws his door open and is suprised by what he meets, his eyes wide open.
A woman who seems to be around his age is chilling behind his computer, completely unbothered as if she lives here.
He quickly buttons his first few buttons back up again before he smirks. He's read way too many books about this to not geuss what's going on.
"Let me geuss, your parents are dead and you're family with one of my mates so that's why you're staying with us for a while?" Is the first thing he tells you.
“Um, no. Sorry dude. Just running for the authorities and your window was open." Is your dry reply.
Jungkook looks schocked by your answer.
My window was open?
" Wait a minute, just to be clear, you see someone chilling in your room and the first thing you think is that the peep's parents are dead and that they're family of your friends?" You ask in confusion as you realise.
Jungkook shruggs his shoulders.
" Kind of, yeah. I mean, that's what always happens im those stories, right?" He looks like Bambi as he asks you this.
You blink for a moment before shaking your head.
" You are way too much on Wattpad." You end up telling him.
Jungkook's skin turns pink at your blunt words.
" Yeah, well- You too! Because else you didn't know what I would be talking about either!" Jungkook's way too proud of his useless defence.
" You serious?" You ask him with your brow raised.
Now the pink turns darker.
" Well, I-I mean, How else-"
" Jungkook! Have you got a visitor?" Suddenly Jin's voice is sounded trough the door.
" Lie to him." You wishper to Jungkook as the both of you watch his door.
" Don't tell me what to do." He wishper yells back, still flustered on the way you called him out.
" Kook'? Is everything alright? I'm coming in." Jungkook hears Jin's vouce happily from the other side of the door.
" No wait!- Quick, hide yourself in my walk in closet!" He tells you the last part.
" What? No! You stink so your clothes probably do too. Hide yourself in your damn closet." Is your dumb answer.
" Are you alright Ju- Oh." Jin stops talking as he sees you.
" Ehm, hi?" You say lamely.
" Hello?" Jin's answer isn't any better.
" I didn't know you had invited a girl over. By the way, you should of clean your room. This is not how you're supposed to invite a lady in Kook'! I'm sorry about his mess." Jin apologizes to you, and you smirk in Jungkook's direction as you realise,
Jin has got no idea on what's going on.
" It's alright. You couldn't of done anything about it either way." You smile at Jin easily.
Jin smiles at you while Jungkook clenches his jaw in light irritation.
You try to ignore his jawline.
" Are you staying for dinner?" Jin asks you friendly.
You feel a laugh rise up in you, it's been a while since you've had an actual nice home cooked meal, and you certainly won't let this chance slide.
" N-"
" If it's not a problem, I'd love to." You cut Jungkook's answer off before he can actually formulate it.
" Of course. Finally someone other than the boys to cook for! I guarantee you, you're going to love my spicy chicken wings."
Jungkook realizes that it will most probably be a very long evening for him.
WANTED || J.JK || 2
HER
Pairing : Jungkook X Reader
Genre : fluff, angst, crack
Summary : “Let me geuss, your parents are dead and you're family with one of my mates so that's why you're staying with us for a while?”
“Um, no. Sorry. Just running for the authorities and your window was open.”
Wordcount: 0.7k
WARNINGS : none it's only the prologue calm down.
WANTED MASTERLIST || NEXT
" At what time are you supposed to be home? Or do you live by yourself?" Jin asks you as you, him, Jungkook of course, and their five housemates are all watching a movie together.
" Oh, uhm, right. I think it's time that I go home." You say while smiling sheepishly.
" Do you live on quite a distance?" I can drop you off if you'd like."
" No, it's alright. I live on a walking distance." You answer him.
" Oh okay. Jungkook can walk you home." Jin smiles.
Junglook looks up in suprise from his bowl of popcorn, and you are suprised too.
" That's not necessary. I can walk home by myself just fine-"
" No, don't be silly. You're Jungkook's geust. He can at least drop you off at home." Says Jin, as if you even know Jungkook.
" No it's alright, else he'll have to walk home by himself even later and that can be even more dangerous-"
" Jungkook has a black belt in Taekwondo. He'll be fine. I just want to make sure you get home safely." Jin says before he slaps Jungkook's tigh.
" Get off your lazy ass and bring your friend home." He tells the younger.
Jungkook rolls his eyes, but to your suprise he actually listens and gets up.
" C'mon. I want to be home before midnight."
A few minutes later the two of you walk outside. You put your hood on so that people won't recognise you. You don't want to meddle Jungkook in your mess after all.
" So where do you live?" Jungkook asks after a moment of silence.
" Not far from here." You answer dryly.
He looks about done with you.
" You said you were running for the authorities. What exactly did you do?" He asks curious.
" I can't tell you a lot about it because else you'll be involved in this mess too. But it's not exactly my fault." You're fairly proud by your answer.
Jungkook rolls his eyes.
" Thats much I understood yeah. For how long do we have to keep walking?" He complains.
You shake your head and stop walking.
" Nope, we're here." You say.
" What? You live in the container?" Jungkook jokes as the two of you stop in front of an alley.
You shrugg your shoulders.
" I live everywhere and nowhere." You say with an emotion which Jungkook does not know how to adress.
He looks around before it suddenly clicks in his mind.
You look fairly taken care of, so Jungkook hadn't expected this.
" If your bros ever ask for me again, just tell em' that I moved out of town or something. Also, thanks for the meal. I truly appreciate that." You smile at him, as if you're actually heading in a house.
You turn around to walk away, but he grabs you by your wrist before you can take a step away from him.
" How many times do you eat a day?" He suddenly asks with a dead serious expression.
" Does that really matter?" You ask him dryly.
" Yes answer the question."
" Listen, it don't matter-"
" Goddamnit Y/N! Just answer the question!" He yells in irritation.
" Five times..." You mutter.
He gives you a look which tells you to carry on.
" .... A week... If I'm lucky six..." You say in shame as you avoid eye contact.
Jungkook breath stops as he just looks at you.
An idea enters his mind, but he's not sure if it's a smart one.
Becausr in the end, he knows nothing about you.
Only that you might be some kind of criminal.
But as he looks at you right now, with no jacket, a thin shirt, and walking around in summer shoes while it's autumn, he already knows you're most likely not lying.
He doesn't believe his own words as he speaks, but he doesn't take them back.
" Come live with me. For now at least."
[ A/N: Y'all seem to like the crack, but it's got an actual plot so get reAdy for sad moment- no, sike but jk.]
WANTED || J.JK || 7
Pairing : Jungkook X Reader
Genre : fluff, angst, crack
Summary : “Let me geuss, your parents are dead and you're family with one of my mates so that's why you're staying with us for a while?”
“Um, no. Sorry. Just running for the authorities and your window was open.”
Wordcount: 0.9k
WARNINGS : none
WANTED MASTERLIST || NEXT
" How old are you?!" Jin practically screams as you tell him.
You blink at him with wide eyes, did you say something wrong?
" I tough you were older than Jungkook too." Jimin says, his eyes also wide open when you tell them your age.
You huff.
" Well shit, would you like me to come back in a few years maybe?" You exclaim as you lean back into the couch, folding your arms over one another.
" No, no. But you're going to need to go back to school, or well, college." Yoongi thinks with you all.
You're currently seated in the livingroom with Yoongi, Hoseok, Jin and Jungkook.
" How do you want to enroll? No offense, but we don't have enough money just lying about for situations like this." Hoseok points out.
" That'll be okay. I have a few scholarships we can use." You tell them as all eyes turn to you in suprise.
" Of what do you have scholarships?" Jungkook asks excitedly.
" That Cyber University, and two others which I kinda need to log into my DigiD to know." You say.
" How did you manage to get a scholarship for Cyber University?!" Hoseok exclaims.
You shrugg.
" I kind of had a thing for producing."
" Cool. That means you can enroll in my school. Right Jin hyung?" Jungkook asks him.
Jin nods.
" Jungkook goes to Global Cyber University. You can join him. But beside that, I'd recommend getting a job too. Especially considering you'll have grocery runs too soon." Jin tells you.
You nod.
-
Well, college is just as boring as you can remember.
It's been a few weeks since the conversation you had with Jin, Yoongi, Hoseok and Jungkook and you've enrolled into GCU a few days ago.
The first day was admittedly fun, especially since you hadn't been to school in a while, the second day was also okay, but it started to dawn on you about how much you actually really didn't miss it. The third day was just plain boring. And today it's the fourth day.
If you were honest, you didn't really care about what was going to happen, you just hoped that there would be some juicy drama soon.
You watched the clock tick by until the bell rung, indication you finally had a break.
+
" Finally!" You yelled as you sat down on one of the chairs in the canteen.
" What're you being so dramatic for? Didn't you start about an hour ago?" Jimin asked with a mischievous smile.
He was kind of always trying to get on your nerves, tough he really didn't know how, and so it was more amusing than annoying.
" I know right, I barely started an hour ago and I'm already done with this for today." You huffed, crossing your arms over the table.
Jimin rolled his eyes, probably more annoyed that you aren't annoyed by his words.
" Bruh, you barely arrived an hour ago. Weren't you like ten minutes late?" Taehyung laughed amused.
You shrugged.
" That's quite possible." You mumble before dropping your head on your arms.
" Sometimes I really wonder how you managed to get a scholarship even tough you're this lazy-"
" Hey guys! Hey, um, girl, you're kind of in my seat." A voice cuts Jungkook off.
Jimin sighs again, opening his mouth to tell her off but stops himself at doing so when you look up from your arms.
You turn to look at your right, before looking at your left, turning to look behind the girl you don't even know the name of, before looking in your bag.
" What are you doing? Hello? I'm talking to you bitch-"
" I'm looking for where anyone here asked for your opinion." You deadpan, looking her straight in the eyes as you speak.
Some kids from other tables turn to look at the commotion, and Jimin let's out a small 'ooh', as if to start a fight.
" Excuse me?-"
" Good idea. You're excused." You cut her off.
Jungkook and Taehyung turn to smile at one another while Jimin lets out a small 'ouch' this time.
" Ugh! What's wrong with you?! Why are you so jealous of me?!" She suddenly screeches, capturing the attention of even more kids.
You laugh before answering her.
" What's there to be jealous of?" You smile at her.
By now other kids are joining Jimin in the 'ooOooOh's.
" Listen, just get off my seat and I'll leave you alone." She huffed, suddenly more interested in her nails.
" Your seat? I didn't see your name on this anywhere." You wink.
" You know what, nevermind. I'll get back at you. Just wait." She says as she looks at all the watching eyes before turning away with a hair flip.
" Who was she?" You ask the boys as the girl leaves.
" Kim Eunmi. Jungkook's biggest fangirl. You're the first girl to stand up to her." Jimin supplied you with information.
" She seems nice." You shrug.
" She what?-"
" Y/N, what the fuck?-"
" WHAHAHAHAHA-"
Yeah, you'll probably be fine in school.
WANTED || J.JK || 8
HOMEWORK & SEHUN
Pairing : Jungkook X Reader
Genre : fluff, angst, crack
Summary : “Let me geuss, your parents are dead and you're family with one of my mates so that's why you're staying with us for a while?”
“Um, no. Sorry. Just running for the authorities and your window was open.”
Wordcount: 0.7k
WARNINGS : none
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" For how long are you going to stare at her like that?" Jungkook's friend Yugyeom asked from across from him.
Jungkook huffed and looked away from where you are seated.
It's now been a month since you enrolled and after your confrontation with Eunmi you've become very popular. And because people now know your name, they're also interested in becoming friends with you.
He doesn't know why, but you took their friendship with ease, unlike how you had kept yourself distant from the boys' before they knew the truth about you.
He's oblivious at how you're simply 'meddling' into the crowd.
You're currently seated with a dude from your class who goes by the name of Sehun. To Jungkook's dismay, you've grown fairly close with him.
" I wasn't staring." Jungkook says not so smoothly as he leans back in his seat and pinches his eyebrows.
" Right. You were just coincidentally looking in her direction for way longer than is necessary just because." Yugyeom says sarcastically.
Jungkook opens his eyes to glare at him before turning back to you.
" I just don't get it. Why does she get so close with him? A few more centimeters and she's sitting on his lap." Jungkook scoffed, nor glaring at the poor boy seated beside you.
" How do you know? I tough you weren't staring." Yugyeom says lowly.
Jungkook huffs at him and looks at him.
" What? You act like she's yours." He tells his best friend with a pointed look.
" Yeah, well, she is......." Jungkook mutters, sinking further into his chair.
Yugyeom looks at him with Bambi eyes.
" What? Since when? How come you don't give me that tea." He complains.
" No wait, on that note just smack her ass and tell her to hang off you instead."He gives him shitty advice.
" She doesn't know it herself yet." Jungkook responds lamely.
Yugyeom looks disappointed but not surprised at his friend's answer.
-
" Do you know the answer to 6b?" Jungkook asks
you as he peeks at you from behind the book.
You sigh for the sixth time that day.
" For fuck sake Kook', how many times do I have to tell you to make your assignments yourself?" You huff at him.
" I don't want to study." He huffs as he leans back on his bed.
You ignore him, which he doesn't really appreciate.
" So who was the dude you were sitting with at break time?" He randomly asks, unable to keep his curiosity for himself.
" Sehun." You tell him without taking your eyes off your homework.
" Do you have a crush on him?" He asks you straightforward.
You look at him with a raised brow.
" And why would that information concern you?" You ask him.
He shruggs, not wanting to admit it to you.
You shake your head and get back at your work
" Y/n?" He calls you after a moment of silence.
You hum in response.
" I'm bored." He tells you blankly.
" Do I look like an entertainer to you?" You huff at him.
" You've got your first paycheck of your new job right?" He asks you, bypassing your question.
You look confused but nod anyway.
" Cool, let's go shopping." He tells you before pulling you to your feet.
You barely complain and before you know it the two of you are at the mall.
And before you know it the two of you are in a store and the both of you split up to look for clothes.
You don't even bother to stop yourself from spending money on clothes, it's yours anyway.
you end up with a full basket and decide to fit it all first before deciding to buy it.
You end up with half the amount you originally came with, and meet Kook' back in the men section.
He's got the same amount of stuff too and now you're stationed at a random fast food station.
" Any idea if there's anything planned this friday?" You ask him over the food.
He shruggs.
" Not as far as I'm concerned. Why? You want to go do something?" He asks you, an unreadable glint in his eyes.
" Actually, I'm invited to a party.-"
" And you want to go do something because you don't like parties?" Jungkook cuts you off hopefully.
You laugh at his tone.
" Nope. I'm going."
" With me?"
" No Kook'-"
" Pretty please?"
" I'll ask Sehun-"
[ A/N: Sorry for the shitty chapter but we need it for the story line lol]
Chapter 3: End Him, Yoongi
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A/N: Just finished writing the next chapter for UIY but I have an exam in two days, so I’ll probably post after that
Chapter 4: Juanito and Bob
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Chapter 5: EAT
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Chapter 6: Built STUPID
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A/N: idc if it’s not funny, the last tweet literally had me cry-laughing while making it 😭 on another note, guess who’s almost done writing the first chapter of a new JK fic 😏 (someone plz applaud me, it’s not Jimin for once)
Chapter 7: Aristotle
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A/N: my motivation has been so dead lately and ofc this has to happen when I actually have time to write >:(