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I just love this man...
Facts...😚✊
(From Amino Apps)
Elder Scrolls Madlibs pt.2
The Bosmer girl was tired. She had just offed the chump of the Coliseum, I mean the Imperial fighting hole and she took his dysfunctional siphon along with that a de carbonizing fan of an error message named onion head. Whenever she would go near him he would go ‘by Azura, buy a zucchini, buy azathioprine! It’s the grand graphics! Oh I can’t believe it’s you, dabbing here next to me!’’ That little funky fraud was following her and sickening her all week.
She also got an creepy message that said ‘your modding has been observed by devices unknown’.
‘Uh...Ok’’ she thought looking at the creepy script that dished itself at the upper left of the screen, ‘that was rather supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!’... Not to mention that back in Oblivion someone was waiting for this line and then started dancing with watermelons out of his pure joy.
Thankfully, after rescuing some stocky blokes from their own talking giant sweetrolls that they got from a shifty wizard, she was about to level up. After slapping the adorable dork for one last time, she dismissed him and checked into a nice hotel in Bravil. She paid 30 $eptim$ for a room but felt a strange shadow in the area as she was falling sleep.
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She was traveling to cloud ruler club on a rainy afternoon. Baurus and the others were sitting in a corner dying their underwear and looking rather disturbed. She tried to talk to him but all he said was ‘let them have fake gizmos, we offer fast dysfunction...Don’t miss the cardboard council of the fisheries’
She quoted her unavoidable fan ‘By Azula!’. It certainly looked like they had all been tickled by the intoxicated tiny giraffe cultists of Clavicus Vile!
She went to see Jauffre who was in the main hall but he was reading the rarest book on Nirn he had the red fox ‘borrow’ from Manimarko for him, that was the original edition of the Epic of John-boy, the Ebony Mudcrab, and was shushing her whenever she opened her mouth to try and ask about Martin.
Then, she heard loud and strange noises from upstairs. She barged into Martin’s room and what she saw was ‘un-unseeable’.
There, on a table, stood a high Martin failing to make a cool pose, wearing a red bikini and holding a tanker full of some weird liquid. ‘‘ Hey babe! Check out the new drink I just invented in honour of my old pal, Sam Guevene! I shall call it.... Martini! Shhh.... It has Skooma in it! Want some? But... BUT...shhhhShhh... Don’t tell the Joff-Joff, he ain’t rad ‘nough fah dis!’
She was about to say something witty but then , out of nowhere, came a pink Dagon, dressed like a paradoxical Christmass tree and Martin turned into a statue of a golden dragon. His last word were were ‘See?! It’s so good that it turns yah into a ledz... legendary golden slug! Haha ! Lol...GASP... Marty out!
# Martini # Dragongod # the last septim # So long Oblivion # gold.”
To be continued....
guys you're the best, im literally crying 🥹
all the precious feedback on the previous post was the best thing that happened to me in quite a while, really made me wanna live again tbh
and since you liked the skyrim wheel so much..
potato heads are coming next 🤠
(it really wouldnt be it without him right)
Here is another recent illustration of my character Nev’R and her love, the Adoring Fan :3 I have to get up at 4 AM for work tomorrow, really wish I had my love here to have near to draw with me before then (; A ; “) But oh well, I’m working towards moving to where he is every day <3
Have a good evening, everybody! :3
old oblivion painting