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Eᴠᴇɴ Mᴏʀᴇ Iɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ Qᴜᴏᴛᴇs Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀ!

Roman: Harley, how could you possibly have gotten into this much trouble in one day? Harley: It... It didn't take me the whole day...

Harley: Why are you like this?? Roman: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.

Roman, trying to comfort Harley: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.

Roman: Everything’s fine, Harley. Harley: Roman, I know your relationship with the english language is strictly casual, but you- I- *deep inhale* ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU WHAT’S NOT FINE.

Roman: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake. Harley: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear. Roman: ... Roman: You mean ring bearER, right? Harley: ... Roman: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.