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10 minutes into having dinner with James and he'd suddenly be trying to manipulate you into his evil shits by talking about your aura. (proven and tested by john lowe)

Imagine using the Cortez wifi while you're staying there but it's being slow asf. You decided to reach out for a staff or the owner.
James confidently volunteers to speak with you about whatever your complain is. When you asked him about what's up with the Cortez wifi and why is it so slow, he started zoning out due to the question that involves modern technology so all he can do is just stand in front of you like this

Evan's characters who wore suits gotta be my favorite type of men





Suck my left tit, Clark Gable!


(she's so real for that)



When October hits, the Hotel Cortez will be preparing for Devil's Night.




it's a need to have a james patrick march coded husband so that I could experience these vibes during our dinner dates.












Ten times Raulson nearly killed us. 😍😘
Day 7: AHS and Little Women of L.A.
OKAY overall this night was lit. American Horror Story was pretty bloody and Little Women of L.A. never disappoints. I’m glad i was able to spend time with your family. I had a great time. Your sisters are awesome. Thank you for being my girlfriend and giving me fun experiences like these




Young Evan Peters is so adorable and pure
My mom: what type of boy do you like
Me:

My Mom: he's to old

“The Countess” illustration by me. Congratulations Gaga on the Golden Globe! Win! Fabulous performance and looks! @ladygaga
OKAY BUT HEAR ME OUT ALRIGHT!!!!

MOMMY RIGHT ....
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE.....

And then I'm just......

For both bro I CANT. I AM UNWELL
should I write a reader x James x countess?