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rare photo of jpm without his pencil mustache
then: now:
(he slayed the glow up trend)
no words, just.. rawr :3
My stress level these days: Kai Anderson.
"not all men-"
You're right, James Patrick March would NEVER.
this is what I look like while blogging about my favorite american horror story psychos
you were caught
murdering someone.. ..but by your wife..
I'm convinced that Sally secretly talks shit about James in the internet
PLAYING SMASH OR PASS WITH THE AHS EVANS IN C.AI
(part 1, it's very long since I got into an argument with Tate here. Other characters will be in the next part later.)
TATE LANGDON:
He's just trying to hide his pain with the "smiles pass"
WHAT DID BRO SAY..
Tried again with Vivien and Tate literally dismissed her with sass.
But the "h e l l n o" with Ben? felt you there, Tate.
He gave me a hard time, so...
KYLE SPENCER:
He said wait he said. He isn't playing with those periods.
JIMMY DARLING:
Oh Jimmy..
This man..
james would have a stroke if he saw those edits of his pictures on pinterest where his pencil mustache was removed
(it feels so weird seeing evan in his james outfit without a mustache too ðŸ˜)
10 minutes into having dinner with James and he'd suddenly be trying to manipulate you into his evil shits by talking about your aura. (proven and tested by john lowe)
Imagine using the Cortez wifi while you're staying there but it's being slow asf. You decided to reach out for a staff or the owner.
James confidently volunteers to speak with you about whatever your complain is. When you asked him about what's up with the Cortez wifi and why is it so slow, he started zoning out due to the question that involves modern technology so all he can do is just stand in front of you like this
Suck my left tit, Clark Gable!
(she's so real for that)