Felt Goofy - Tumblr Posts

Imagine using the Cortez wifi while you're staying there but it's being slow asf. You decided to reach out for a staff or the owner.

James confidently volunteers to speak with you about whatever your complain is. When you asked him about what's up with the Cortez wifi and why is it so slow, he started zoning out due to the question that involves modern technology so all he can do is just stand in front of you like this

Zoinks!!

*knees shake, teeth chatter, goes crosseyed, tense string quartet music crescendoes, hands flail, feet tap, loud BADOING sound effect, child goes flying down the stairs*

*turns ominously to the camera*

Guilt.