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We love you, Yin🥰

Tagging: @l1qiaruru, @herrianne, @jamarose, @kazune-nene, @m4yun0meme1ng, 

Yin, don’t you dare deny it! We caught you in 4k✨

Found a future wedding picture of Mrs. and Mr. Thompscie. love ya, Yin. have a happy married life🥰✨💖

Tagging: @l1qiaruru, @herrianne, @amethystrosea, @kazune-nene, @m4yun0meme1ng, @fwoomiufy

I feel like I’m signing my own will...

Yup, I signed my will..

*prologued eye contact begins*

Wha-

I feel like I’m signing my own will...

Yup, I signed my will..

*prologued eye contact begins*

mga bakla, mga bading-

(p.s i don’t know hikaru’s tumblr😭)

Bakla Sa Starbucks

Devil Butler x Reader Modern AU (Crack)

Horishet I can't stop laughing.

Neways, this is written in Tagalog (Filipino). I'm high when I wrote this. My writing in Tagalog sucks even though this isn't my main language. I was born with a native tongue which is other than Tagalog lmao.

Neways, have fun reading my fellow pipinos (lol)

Tagging: @kazune-nene, @l1qiaruru, @imnotmarianne

p.s. can someone tag hikaru?

"Ui Flure," tinawag mo yung kasama mong nakatulala at tumingin sa kung saan-saan sa kapehan. "Ano tinitingin tingin mo diyan? Mawalan na ng init yung kape mo mamaya kakatulala mo diyan."

"Ay nakalimutan ko--" Inihipan ni Flure yung kape niya at unti-unting niyang ininom yung di-masyadong mainit na kape. "Oo pala, ba't mo 'ko tinawag sa Starbucks? Kanina ko pang hinihintay yung dahilan mo."

"Ah oo pala," sabi mo. "May nakita akong matangkad na bakla last week."

"Matangkad na bakla...?" Tanong niya. "Oo!"

"Matangkad siya, may pula o pink na color sa buhok niya, tapos may black sa kabila ata-- mahaba yun eh. Pogi niyang tignan tapos laging nakangiti," sabi mo tumango lang si Flure.

"May kasama din siyang tanda na parang mid 30's tignan. Ewan ko kung tanda ba talaga yun o hindi. Basta! Mukha lang bakla yung isang yon," sabi mo habang ininom mo ang kape mo. "Ack- sakit sa ulo. Ang lamig."

"Magdahan dahan ka naman kasi," sabi niya at tumingin sa paligid.

Habang nag-uusap yung dalawa, may dalawang lalaki na umupo sa mesa malapit sa kanila. Pangiti-ngiti yung isa tapos seryoso yung kasama ng lalaking ngumiti. Habang iniisip ng lalaking puting buhok, nagsalita ang kasama niya.

"Miyaji, pumili ka na ba?" Tanong ng kasama ni Miyaji. "Maghintay ka nman diyan Lucas. Ingay mo." Sabi niya at pumili na siya para pumunta sa linya si Lucas.

Habang hinihintay ni Miyaji si Lucas, narinig niya ang pinag-usapan niyo dalawa ni Flure at mukhang interesado si Miyaji.

"Teka, parang siya yung bakla na tinutukoy mo." Sabi ni Flure at tinignan mo kung saan. "Hoi tanga nasa linya siya." Tinignan mo yung linya at nahulog yung bunganga mo. Mabilis mong ininom yung kape mo at iniwas mong tumingin sa taong tinawag mong bakla.

'Shet! Parang kilala ko yan ah!' Namutla ka sa nerbyos at nakita yan ni Flure. "Oi bat parang nakakita ka ng multo. Kilala mo yan? May ginawa ka bang masama sa kanya?"

"Tumahimik! Biology teacher ko yan!" Tahimik mong sumigaw kay Flure. "Di ko alam yung substitute teacher ko sa Biology yan! Tinawag ko pa yang bakla-- ay nakakahiya!"

Pinilit na di tumawa si Flure. Alam mo na nakakatawa pa rin yan sa kanya kasi lagi niyang tinakpan yung bibig niya kapag gusto niyang tumawa pero nasa pampublikong lugar kayo. "Mukha bang bakla yan sa'yo? Parang lalake yun eh hehehe..."

"Oi 'wag. Tumahimik ka Flure. Lagot ka sa akin." Tinakpan mo yung mukha mo sa hiya. Pulang-pula ka na parang kamatis sa grocery store.

"Di ko alam na tinawag niyong bakla yung prof mo, Garcia."

Tumigil sa pagtawa si Flure na tinignan niya kung sino tumawag sa kanya. Biglang namumutla si Flure sa nakikita niya. "P-prof Tanda! Di kitang na-nakitang pumasok dito!"

"Sinabi ko sayo na 'wag mo akong tawagin "Prof Tanda"," Sabi niya."Mukha ba akong matanda sayo?"

'Shet... Ang pogi...'

"Sa buhok mo palang, oo." Biglang na-flick ni Miyaji yung noo ni Flure. "Aray naman..."

"Sa sagot ng tanong ng kaibigan mo, oo. Bakla talaga siya." Pangiti-ngiti niyang sinabi ang sagot niya. Tapos ikaw naman, parang may nakita kang bulaklak sa palibot niya. "Weh? Seryoso?" Tanong ni Flure at tumango lang si Miyaji. Tumingin si Flure sa'yo at ngumiti parang pusa, "'Yan na ang sagot sa tanong mo."

'Shet. Ang pogi.'

"Heh mukha lang pogi sa labas pero bakla lang talaga yan." Ngumiti pa rin si Miyaji tapos nasilawan ka sa ngiti niya. "F-Flure, nakakasilaw yung ngiti niya."

'Shet. Ang pogi!'

"Minsan lang yan ngumiti si prof Miyaji. Magtiis ka. Parang araw siya pag ngumiti," sabi ni Flure habang sumuot ng sunglasses. "Pati ikaw nasilawan din," sabi mo at kinuha mo yung salamin sa kanya.

'Shet! Ang pogi niya!'

Habang nag-uusap kayong tatlo, bumalik si Lucas sa mesang kung saan nandun si Miyaji. Pangiti-ngiti lang si Miyaji na parang gusto ni Lucas na di magsalita sa kanya. Pero sa huli, ginawa din niyang magsalita at tinanong si Miyaji kung bakit ngumiti ang kasama niyang laging nakasimangot kapag kasama siya.

"Lucas, bakla ka ba?" Napa-choke nalang si Lucas sa tanong ni Miyaji. Lumaki yung ngiti niya at napatawa nalang sa reaksyon ni Lucas.

"Sinong nagsabi na bakla ako?" Tanong niya habang pinapahid niya yung bibig niya gamit ng tissue. "Wala lang. May narinig akong nag-uusap tungkol sa'yo na bakla ka daw."

"Di ako bakla. Aba--"

If the butlers are great singers, who would reach a high note?

a convo between me and my child @l1qiaruru

Music to our ears..

If the butlers are great singers, who would reach a high note?

a convo between me and my child @l1qiaruru

It’s 9pm but f*ck it--

what kind of kisses do they give?

this is probably going to be another series headcannon type of thing again so i decided to do the characters that i can actually write for (also out of spite for one of them)

this is based on the kissing headcannons that i did with the others in the aknk discord server! (way back actually lol)

characters: fennesz, haures, and lucas

tagging: @moonvityy @imnotmarianne @l1qiaruru

FENNESZ OSWALD

fennesz is the type of person who would do gentle kisses

mainly soft butterfly kisses, forehead kisses, and even light pecks on the lips

being kissed by fennesz is something that the two of you would do when the others aren’t looking or just by being alone together

however, he could get a bit cheeky when it comes to kissing you

he would just give a very quick peck on the cheek or lips just to save time for the others to not see when their backs are turned away

also the type to say sweet nothings before, between, and probably after the kisses

will not hesitate to say “i love you” after the both of you kiss, maybe even a more serious and sincere one if you ever share a nice bonding moment

HAURES CLIFFORD

haures is shy when it comes to kissing so he just ends up doing kisses that are a bit beginner level

they’re mainly pecks on the cheeks and forehead kisses

every time he tries to kiss you it would end up to haures hesitating to even do the action himself

so in order for him to actually gain confidence into doing affectionate things such as kissing, please be patient! time will do the work for you!

there will be instances where haures would kiss your hand but that’s usually for when special occasions are being held (parties, weddings, or even small celebrations spent with the other butlers)

and of course, he will spring right back up out of embarrassment after doing something so romantic

he prefers initiating kisses when the both of you are in private and private alone

there were times where the butlers would witness haures kissing you

some butlers will keep it a secret while the other use it as blackmail material (and it’s pretty obvious it would boschi)

whenever you are stumped by work or studying, one of haures’s ways to get you up and working is to kiss you on the forehead or cheek and get flustered himself because that’s just how it is

when it comes to sincere and genuine kisses on the lips however, i would like to think that haures tends to do those types of things subconsciously

ever got yourself into danger without haures’s knowledge? he might kiss you as if to say he was really worried and that he’s relieved that you’re alive and well

LUCAS THOMPSCIE

lucas is the type to give sweet and mostly sincere kisses

he would mainly do literally what fennesz and haures does but add a bit more confidence into his actions

he would also include kisses on your forehead and probably hands if possible when he tends to your injuries or wounds if you’re around the mansion

definitely would do kisses out of nowhere just to surprise you even in public which would make you worry about him

but whenever you come to him complaining about these type of stuff he would just brush it off while just saying something along the lines of “i know”

i think he would be the type of guy to do the kiss to make sure you stfu but in a cheeky way

he’s also the type of person who won’t hesitate to say i love you

i can see lucas as one of those people who would use kisses and affection as a prize/bait in order for you to finish your work

he’s basically the person who would just be a little ass and just use kisses as a way for him to do the stuff you want him to do

“i might be able to do it only if you kiss me”

these headcannons might be shorter than usual but that’s usually because i was stumped (dw there’s a high chance that i’m going to be writing a full blown fic for one of these hcs)

Umm....

SCREAMING CRYING PUNCHING THE AIR ROLLING ON THE BED PANICKING KICKING THE AIR WITH MY LEGS HEART BEATING FAST FELT MY HEARTSTRINGS ARE BEING TUGGED

LUCAS I HATE YOU SO MUCH--

HE DIDN'T EVEN HESITATE OMFG TO SHOW ME A BOUQUET WHILE LOOKING AT ME STRIAGHT IN THE EYE

YOU LIL SHT DON'T TEASE ME-- YOU'LL BE BANNED FOR SAYING MY NAME WITH FORMALITIES

I HATE YOU ISTG

Damn, Jessica, pass the popcorn!

"𝐎𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐞."

As the court declared him guilty, the guards roughly dragged him out of the courtroom, he looked into the audience and your eyes met his, the resentment in his magenta eyes told you everything you needed to know, you look away and walked out of the courtroom.

The guards took him to the cell and left him there, the light from the embers of the torches illuminated in the dark and sloppy halls of the dungeon, as he dully looked down at the floor, he thought of the times he had in the devil's palace.

The quarrels he had with Lono, Berrien showing him how important companionship is, or the competitions that Haures and Boschi would do, he looked down at the wet floor with a frown, when he got reminded of you.

He heard soft footsteps, only to reveal it is you, his master, the one who helped him when he got swallowed, he looked up to face you, your eyes filled with pity as you cast a crooked smile at him.

"Heya, Bastien.." you always felt awkward talking to him, he kept silent, as your eyes shifted around the area except for him, only to get interrupted by the guards yelling out to you that visitation hours have ended.

You yelled out an okay before going towards the bars and grabbing hold of them before whispering.

"Don't worry! I'll make sure you survive this!" Before going off to the exit, you cast a gaze of determination towards him before leaving the premises.

The next day, the court demanded a retrial of his case, his eyes widened slightly at the proclamation but the trial started once more.

It was a long and grueling case, the many arguments, the cross-examinations, the witnesses who stood on the stand but the Mallet had slammed down and declared him innocent, he could see his fellow butlers cheering at this verdict but you were nowhere to be found.

As he walked out of the courtroom, he saw you but there was something odd about you, something didn't feel right until he saw you wave at him he faintly saw a devil pact on your palm.

He blinked once more, only to see the mark gone.

"What have you done, master?" His eyes widened in horror

𝐎𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐞~

I have resurrected from the dead.. and i don't know whether or not this was a good thing but screw it at this point. (This was supposed to have a angsty ending but then i saw the angst fanfic/hc that were posted this month so yeah💀)

ayo ladies and gentlemen~

Best morning ever

Thanks for @herrianne for the spoilers