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I really had a whole moment going I wonder when the plant monster is coming back then at the end of the episode the Plant Monster revealed that it was in the vents stealing tools.
Then the entire next episode was Minkowski losing her mind hunting it.
There is so much love in my body for this man and this silly little show with all the little guys in space <3<3<3
[Audio Clip of Mission Mishaps: Cold Turkey
Eiffel: Can you do that?
Hilbert: (Long pause) Pecan Pie?
Eiffel: Yeah
Hilbert: (Long pause between words) I. Like. Pecan. Pie]
Yes it’s been months. No im not okay.
I feel like we're all just collectively ignoring the Blessed Eternal thing. Like yeah, Commander, let it live rent free in the vents to further your Character Development™, I'm sure the mind-controlling-the-medical-officer thing was a total fluke???
I DID IT GUYS !!!! I DID IT
TECHNICALLY it is still the ten year anniversary of wolf 359 if you live somewhere that’s NOT EST (which is not me but shhhhh)
ANYWAY !!! You guys remember when I was all like “darn I wish wolf 359 was a visual media so I could make that edit thats trending!” I did it. I cosplayed all eight characters involved in the mutiny, and I made it a visual media, and I EDITED IT MOTHERFUCKERS :D
I’ll reblog this with a much sappier caption in a minute I just so wanna be technically on time because this took a WEEK—
I’m so god damn happy to be done with this before I go to bed that I’m not even gonna think about the fear of posting my face here lmao g’night dear listeners and what have you <3
I FEEL SO SORRY FOR HIBLERT GUYS WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN
i mean i know why and those are good reasons, like, very good reasons, i just have a problem with remembering them when i hear people talking to him
yes and
the time he responded with basically "ok cool can we move on" on being punched
"I don't have a temper - I have an airlock. And unless you give me something right now, I' gonna blow your traitorous ass out of this station." -- "Airlock, please." <-best exchange in the whole wide world truly the podcast of all time sorry but it has to be said
can we re-explode hilbert from wolf359?! ive got a hankering for that russian scientist to explode right now. for the ten year anniversary, i think it would be perfect! i just think he should be obliterated a second time!! i think it would be very funny and satisfying. it is like when tou forget your food in the microwave so its too cild to eat!! we need to reheat hilbert wolf359 today!! in that radioactive box!!! please spin him in the radioactive box!! he will like it!!
please explode hilbert again and a second time creators of wolf359- coming from a big explosion fan.