Alots Of Lances Broke And It Was Cool - Tumblr Posts

they had this knight banter and it was brilliant even tho me and my mum suffered in the heat we were the blue side of the area??? idfk what its called and the other side was red but anyway the blue guy was called sam of hever bc the tournament was at hever castle - former childhood home of anne boleyn it was also gifted to anne of cleves as a divorce gift from henry viii anyway anyway... the red guy was called ashley of hampshire the crowd absolutely wanted to eat sam's ass everyone was cheering for him he and ashley had this banter because apparently both knights were kinda dumb asf but it was rlly enjoyable THERE WAS ALSO THIS GUY CALLED MUNGO AND HE WAS BEAUTIFUL i like my men ✨skinny and scrawny✨ alots of lances broke and it was cool one guy (think his name was Timothy???) fucked up by saying that he was the most attractive member of the staff and proceeded to get jumped by like six women with grass THEN THE BEST PART IS THAT THIS DUDE HAD TO SIT ON THE BARRIER THAT SPLITS THE KNIGHTS WHEN THEY JOUST AND GOT FUCKING RUN UP BY SAM WITH A LANCE ON A HORSE GOING FAST AS FUCK BOII ahem dude got pummelled and it was hilarious but yeah anyway sam and ashley r gay and i wont take criticism gay hever castle sorry for the amount of tags 💀✋