Also LonelyEyes Is Always Over The Stupidest Shit Like - Tumblr Posts
8 months ago
LISTEN- We got old men who have been dating each other for decades who get divorced over shit like one of them wearing weed socks to a formal event
V.S.
Two halves of one whole idiot who share a single braincell and toggle between “YOU’RE A PARASITE IN MY BODY” and “would you love me if I were a worm 🥺” about 3 times per episode.
Fellas, I dunno. I dunno.
DO NOT PICK BASED ON WHICH POD IS UR FAV OR WHICH CHARS ARE UR FAV, PICK ON WHO WENT TO DIVORCE COURT MORE OFTEN
this also doesnt have to be a romantic thing if u dont ship them, just play along
feel free to defend ur answer in a comment, reblog, or tags, theyre funny asl so far
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why is this so hard
also LonelyEyes is always over the stupidest shit like
Peter you didn’t let me hit on your vape whistle
i want a divorce
while privateeyes is stuff like
ARTHUR IVE BEEN LYING TO YOU THIS WHOLE TIME WHOOPSIES
Arthur! I’m going to kill this man! he’s taking too much of your attention
they all need counseling
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