Always Loved Him From The Start - Tumblr Posts

having ⏃ dilemma

sometimes ⟟ wonder how people who have never seen spamton content at all react when seeing him for the first time. shocked about his appearance? "why does he talk like that?" like

imagine some absolute noob sees how he talks and is like "🤯🤯🤯" because its hard for them to read his dialogue or see how he looks in canon vs fanart and they just cry because they think hes creepy and off putting

and then theres us spamton lovers who just love all of it. "⟟ love his little speech quirk ☺️☺️☺️" or "⟟ think hes ⏃ great looking middle aged man 😊" and thats not even the worst of spamton

what if they decide to go dumpster diving (AHAHAH) into his lore and they see just how tragic his character is and question the fandom like "yall simp for this?!"

and us spamton fans will be like "yea because we feel bad for him 👍👍👍" ⟟ bet the fanfics will either make them cry (out of sadness) or cry (out of fear) maybe both with the way the fandom is

theyd die seeing the memes tho because ⏃ lot of the time hes even more unhinged in the memes than the angsty fanart like just imagine they see ⏃ spamton meme and literally implode

thanks for listening to my ted talk (total unhinged unorganized rant)

EDIT: MY EXPERIENCE ON THE SALESMAN

people who reblogged put in tags their first impression so ill put my boring one here

when ⟟ first saw spamton ⟟ didnt really get his dialogue, but like, ⟟ instantly loved him. then when he sent kris into battle and ⟟ heard that BANGER of ⏃ theme song ⟟ just couldnt anymore. ⟟ was like "⟟ love this fucking man" and ive loved him since

then when ⟟ found out he becomes ⏃ secret boss ⟟ immediately did that but it took me months to beat him.

THEN ⟟ decided to finally play the snowgrave route and when ⟟ realized he was the final boss ⟟ fucking lost my marbles (like spamton did 🤭)

so yea thats how ⟟ "grew" to adore spamton (⟟ loved him from the start hes so skrunkly and insane and ⟟ just wanna hug that poor trash gremlin)