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theanonymousninja247
11 months ago

My toxic trait is that I genuinely think I could be friends with Damian Wayne 😶

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theanonymousninja247
9 months ago

📓✨Story Time✨📓

So at work today (Amazon) I was waterspidering (someone who refills boxes for the packers) at this one station, and the boxes got pushed a little too far, and we’re starting to fall, so I called out a warning to the next station. The lady at the next station (a woman little older than me) thanked me and quipped, ”Aww man, I wanted to get hit.”

And me and my dumb pun brain wItHoUt even thinking replied with, “No respectfully ma’am, I would want to hit ON you.”

*smh* Jayus, honey, you gotta be careful. You’re gonna come off as something you’re not in your attempts to be funny.

Y’all I promise I ain’t trying to flirt, I am literally just trying to assert my dominance as the funniest person here I swear.

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