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I have a severe grievance with the Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes fandom.

First and foremost: Blond wavy hair pretty boy Snow? Mwah, a distinguished gentleman, AMAZING, I LOVE IT, PERFECT! He has a very punchable look to him (lovingly) and fits into my type chart of submissive and breedable quite well.

Buzzcut Snow on the other hand? EW. EW THAT IS A MAN. IT TURNED ME OFF TO HIM SO BAD I SWEAR THAT IS NOT THE TWINK THAT I KNOW GET HIM OUTTA HERE UGH

I had a visceral reaction once he lost his pretty privilege and I couldn’t look at him the same after it. In my head, they are fully two different characters. Cause one I can put on his knees and words of affirmation him into a drooling mess, the other would call me a slur and would shoot me point blank for looking at him wrong.

Which brings me to me SECOND POINT

THERE IS NO, NONE, ZERO, ZILCH, NADA, SNOW X READER FICS WHERE WE ARE FEM DOM!!

LIKE EXCUSEEEEEE ME

PRETTY BOY OVER HERE’S LOOKING FOR VALIDATION AND PRAISE LIKE A GOLDEN RETRIEVER AND YOU TELL ME HE’S STRICTLY A TOP??? Do I have a type? Yes. For sure, no question. Am I making it everyone’s problem? Also yes. Let me peg the dictator.

And don’t give me that “Snow always lands on top” business cause he can get on top of this DI—

Also for your consideration (and my enjoyment), some pictures of the pretty boy in question under the cut