And Doing It Enough Times Will Turn You Into A Literal Gorilla - Tumblr Posts
3 years ago
When I was little, my mom told me that throwing your chewing gum out the car window was the good and moral thing to do because it patched up people's flat tires for them, and to this day, I think it's one of the funniest lies anyone's ever told a child for no reason.
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the most amusing one for me is probably my grandma and mother being fully convinced that frog piss will give you warts
and an nsfw lie they gave me is in order to convince young me that mast//urb//ation is a sin is apparently it causes body hair growth
and doing it enough times will turn you into a literal gorilla
religious households are wild lmao