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✏️ (( from @pam-a-la-fuckyou even tho we haven’t interacted but hi!!

Eᴠᴇɴ Mᴏʀᴇ Iɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ Qᴜᴏᴛᴇs Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀ!

Black Mask: What are you drinking? Poison Ivy: Vodka. Black Mask: Straight? Poison Ivy: No, gay. Why?

Poison Ivy: Black Mask, can I speak to you for a minute? In private. Black Mask: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.

Black Mask: Wakey Wakey Eggs and Bakey! Poison Ivy: But I'm a vegan. Black Mask: Wakey Wakey Vegetables and Sadness.

Poison Ivy: If I ever had a child, I imagine they would be a lot like you. Black Mask: Aww, thanks— Poison Ivy: Which is probably why I’ve never reproduced.

Black Mask: How are you today? Poison Ivy: Please don’t make me think about my life.

Poison Ivy: She's the girl of my dreams! Black Mask: You say every girl is the girl of your dreams. Poison Ivy: I have a lot of dreams.

Black Mask: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, coconut oil is made from coconuts, so BABY OIL- Poison Ivy: CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A NICE FAMILY DINNER FOR ONCE?!