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i think its kind of cheating when you consider mama and dada to be first words. like thats just baby babbling that we assigned meaning to. first words should be like, lamppost or something
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6 months ago
isaac was the og sassfest but some of you just don’t want to admit it😒
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4 months ago
what do you MEAN I can't rant about my favorite pairing to you for 3 hours straight
Thats the MINIMUM
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1 year ago
I promise I’ll post writing I just had one of my bad luck days (it’s ok that’s normal) and I got lithium poisoning and was very sick and then I got rear ended and then I sat in a hot car in a Lowe’s parking lot for three hours but at least I got published in a local lit mag but like I also have whiplash and my body hurts and I want to stop vomiting
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ouch </3
WHY
I know this is normal for me but jeez
could we spread it out
dw I was not at fault for the accident
I was trying to turn right and some dude perpendicular to me was at a stop sign and didn’t see me and so was going straight into the street
that I was turning right into
and then saw me
and stopped in the intersection
so I was like go dummy
so they did
and I went to turn
and this dude in a mustang rear ends me
because
and i quote
“I thought you would turn faster so I accelerated
pls
LIKE SIR
why tf would you accelerate towards a turning vehicle
he took one look at me
a young blonde girl (oh no I’ve revealed I’m blonde?
and I saw him cringe
5 months ago