And If You Want To Call Your Friends - Tumblr Posts
7 months ago



once an amazing philosopher said:
"just rail me up already, i can be a sub too and I'm already yours."
and that amazing philosopher was me 🤓
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LIKE HOW CAN A MAN BE SO FINE
THIS NEED TO BE STUDIED
THE WAY MY WHOLE BODY SHAKED
AND TBH
i’m single
I CAN CLEAN
CLOTHES WOULD BE CLEANED AND IRONED
I MAKE A KILLER TIRAMISU
and a have pretty legs
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE
and if you want to call your friends
YOU CAN
BUT I'M YOURS
SO YOURS
JUST PAY ME A PLANE TICKET AND I WILL BE THERE
WITH OPEN ARMS
AND OPEN LEGS
(kidding)