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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 10
Stellan: Hello People who do Not live here
Elzar: hey
Vernestra: hello
Avar: hi
Stellan: i gave you guys the key to my chamber for emergencies
Avar: we ran out of snacks
Stellan: What was the one thing I told you not to do
Elzar: burn your chambers down
Stellan: and what did you do
Avar: we made you Dinner
Stellan:
Elzar:
Avar:
Stellan:
Elzar:
Avar: …and burnt your chambers down
Stellan: What do you call disobeying the rules?
Elzar: a Hobby
Stellan: [crosses his arms]
Avar: … that we don’t engage in
Stellan: Avar would jump in front of a speeder for both of us
Elzar: Avar would jump in front of a speeder for fun
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 12
Stellan: Do you two have a plan if we need to escape?
Elzar: run
Stellan: anything more detailed?
Avar: run quickly
Stellan: Without ugly, there would be no beauty in this world.
Avar: Thank you for your sacrifice, Elzar.
Avar: How do you know how to kiss? Like who teaches you?
Elzar: Well it’s actually a class, but unfortunately it’s full right now.
Elzar: Would you like me to tutor you two?
Stellan: I have to admit, that was smooth.
Elzar: Rules are made to be broken!
Stellan: They were meant to be followed! Nothing is meant to be broken.
Elzar: Uh, piñatas?
Avar: Glow sticks.
Elzar: Karate boards.
Avar: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Elzar: And Rules.