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Listen yall, these books mention how the Alphas are like as pure Jango you can get (Ill have to double check but I'm pretty sure they say it once) And ALSO describe the Nulls as the Kaminoans messing with them too much and being broader and heavier as a result and MY brain latched onto this fact by going "Wait, does that mean the Alphas are smaller than the Nulls?" I find this so funny cause all I can think of is Alpha-17 being shorter than like say Mereel for instance and this 5'8 man just THROWING Mereel off of Tipoca City like he's a particularly unruly bag of flour and I love this image so much it brings me so much join
Imagine if the duffers had the balls to just make billy a closeted gay kid like literally everything would’ve made more sense
“Oh he’s got untouched porno mags in his drawer and a lone picture of a porn star who killed herself on his closet door and the only woman he shows active interest in looks like his mother” yeah you’re really selling me on his raw carnal desire for women I’m really feeling it