Answering The Same Question Over And Over - Tumblr Posts

Job assessments from the deep: The repetitive redundancies.

How many places have you worked at in the past? None, this is my first job.

How many times have you been fired? None, because this is my first job...

How many times have you received a promotion? Didn't I just answer that a second ago?

How many times have you been suspended from work? Look, I know this is an automated program, but you could've at least programmed in a skip for these questions.