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Rating nicknames based on sexiness- I LOVE YOU FOR INCLUDING ME TYSM 😘🥰 @ihatebnha (only in case you wanted to see it!)

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Mommy/Daddy- Um okay so -10/10 absolutely a no from me unless we have children together, I’m down for calling you daddy though but FUCKING PLEASE GOD NOO, but on the flip side I used to have managers (female always) that called most people mama. Ex “Hey mama how’s it going” or something along those lines and I didn’t hate it so much. That is like a 5/10. Feels affectionate kinda.

Darling- Makes me feel chastised, so like 4/10? Maybe saying it sweetly would help but nah, another no thanks. Likes Darlin* infinitely better

Doll- Ugh oh my, I love this so much 10/10 ✨chefs kiss✨ makes me feel like an old lady but like the bikers kind of old lady, that someone calling me this would kill for me and I’d let him. Maybe I like Tig from Sons of Anarchy too much oops

Slut/Whore- Big dick energy required to make this work so like... 7/10 and not all the time- if we’re not midfuck you’re probably not getting any for a couple days 😤😤

TW- Spit for the next one

Baby- 99/10 SO this goes two ways, let me be cute and call me baby while you rub your thumb over the back of my hand but also call me baby when I’m a mess and I let you spit in my mouth like damn

Love- I unironically call people this sometimes and mean it to be nice I don’t mean to be annoying rip me. But to me? 6/10 don’t care too much about it.

Bae- Someone I sext on and off calls me this sometimes and I just... meh? Nonsexual to me and not really cute either. Feels like a cop out 2/10

Kitten- 3/10 is just an eh for me, like pop off if its your thing I guess

Puppy- Absolutely fucking not. -100/10

Cow??- I think not. I don’t know who you think you’re talking to but it won’t be me after this one. I have enough self doubt, tf outta here with that 0/10

Bonus for me though-

Princess- Only in bed but please god this is attractive; call me this when you’re frustrated with me and I’m GONE 100/10

Sweetheart- non patronizingly is so fucking cute to me I don’t even know where to start. 10/10

RATE THE NICKNAMES BASED ON SEXINESS — started my own post ‘cause it was gettin long in the og!

𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐲 / 𝐝𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐲 ─♡─ 9/10, depending on the context. feels gross sometimes, depends on how into it i am. being the sub and them calling you mommy >>>

𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 ─♡─ for- during fornication?! 0. definitely romantic, though. but not sexy.

𝐝𝐨𝐥𝐥 ─♡─ uhhh zero out of ten. it does not hit.

𝐬𝐥𝐮𝐭/𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐞 ─♡─ 11/10, makes me cry (in the good way).

𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲 ─♡─ 12/10. TRULY MAGNETIC. sends me to the astral realm. romantic in the absolute sexiest way.

𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 ─♡─ uhhhh 0 out of ten. absolutely not sexy.

𝐛𝐚𝐞 ─♡─ zero out of ten. induces -5 horny in me 😐.

𝐤𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧 ─♡─ 1,000/10. yeah ❤️👄❤️

𝐩𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐲 ─♡─ i would strangle a man if he called me a dog.

𝐜𝐨𝐰 ─♡─ -200 this gave me war flashbacks throw it in the trash can. …but i do wanna be somebody’s cute cow girl </3

**𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐮𝐬: 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬 / 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 ─♡─ makes me blackout every time i see it, a billion/ten

**𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐮𝐬 𝟐: 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐭 ─♡─ I FROTH AT THE MOUTH :( ∞/10

!! ty for tagging leah :3

tagging: @melanimed ✾ @katsukis-lilbunnywhore ✾ @kuroosusagichan ✾ @colossalnova ✾ @loveatsutani ✾ @wak4tosh1 ✾ @katsukiflr ✾ @mi-yoko-san ✾ @honeykeigo ✾ @triggermattsun (i didn’t know which acc to tag m’sorry if this is the wrong one 🥺) ✾ @ihatebnha ✾ @kingdomofaeries ✾ @kingtamakimurder ✾ @sweetbakugou ✾ @hearts4niah ✾ @m00nchildthings + all my other mutuals!