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What happens when Bangtan finds out about Fanfictions?

Yoongi: Taehyung has been staring at his computer for three hours and hasn't moved a centimeter.

Hobi: Looks like he's turning into you.

Yoongi: Shut up, horse face.

RapMon: *silently writing lyrics and breaks his pencil in half* Ugh, not again! *throws it into the trash along with 20 others*

Jungkook: *sits next to Taehyung* Hyung, what are you doing?

Taehyung: *blinks and looks up at Jungkook as he closes his laptop* What? I wasn't doing anything.

Yoongi: What-? You're kidding. You've been sitting there for three hours.

Taehyung: And that's not normal?

Jimin: Since when were you normal?

RapMon: Could you guys be quieter? I'm trying to write our next song's lyrics.

Everyone: *Ignores RapMon*

Hobi: Just tell us what you were doing since Yoongi Hyung seems so interested.

Taehyung: I wasn't doing anything.

RapMon: *gets up and grabs Taehyung's laptop and quickly passes it to Jimin* Oh?

Taehyung: Wait! *tries to tackle Jimin but falls over Kookie* I can explain!

Jimin: *glares at Taehyung who's on top of Kookie*

RapMon: *opens the laptop to see "Asian Fanfics"*

Yoongi: What the-?

Hobi: "Asian Fanfics"?

Jin: *walks in and sees Taehyung on top of Kookie* ... I leave for two minutes and then come back to this.

Jungkook: Taehyung Hyung has been reading Asian Fanfics!

Jin: He's been reading what?

Taehyung: *gets off of Kookie* Do none of you know what fanfictions are?

Everyone: ...

Jungkook: Isn't that a song by Beast Sunbaenim?

Yoongi: What? That's Fiction, not Fanfiction.

Hobi: I don't understand- Oh! Look, I see my name!

Taehyung: And it begins...

RapMon: *scrolling down the page* mpreg? What does that-

Yoongi: Wait- What?! What are you reading, Taehyung!?

Hobi: V-Hope? Isn't that our ship name?

RapMon: Gas Station x Namjoon? What?

Jimin: YES! I SEE JIKOOK!

Taehyung: Oh look, another Mario x Jin one...

Jin: Another???

Yoongi: Where are the Yoongi x Sleep ones?

Hobi: They even have V x Lollipop

RapMon: 'Lemon'? Is this a story of us eating lemons?

Jimin: Hyung, what does 'smut' mean?

Jin: *closes laptop and takes it from Jimin* You're all too young for this.

Yoongi: *groans* Here we go again...

Jin: We can't corrupt Jungkook's innocence.

Yoongi: So that makes all of us too young to read smut?

Jungkook: What's smut, Hyung?

Jin: *covers Jungkook's ears and glares at Yoongi* At least have enough respect to not say these things around him.

Yoongi: You treat him like he's five, Hyung.

Taehyung: Can I have my laptop back, Jin Hyung?

Jimin: B-but... there was JiKook...

-Admin Jinnie