What Happens When Bangtan Finds Out About Fanfictions?

What happens when Bangtan finds out about Fanfictions?

Yoongi: Taehyung has been staring at his computer for three hours and hasn't moved a centimeter.

Hobi: Looks like he's turning into you.

Yoongi: Shut up, horse face.

RapMon: *silently writing lyrics and breaks his pencil in half* Ugh, not again! *throws it into the trash along with 20 others*

Jungkook: *sits next to Taehyung* Hyung, what are you doing?

Taehyung: *blinks and looks up at Jungkook as he closes his laptop* What? I wasn't doing anything.

Yoongi: What-? You're kidding. You've been sitting there for three hours.

Taehyung: And that's not normal?

Jimin: Since when were you normal?

RapMon: Could you guys be quieter? I'm trying to write our next song's lyrics.

Everyone: *Ignores RapMon*

Hobi: Just tell us what you were doing since Yoongi Hyung seems so interested.

Taehyung: I wasn't doing anything.

RapMon: *gets up and grabs Taehyung's laptop and quickly passes it to Jimin* Oh?

Taehyung: Wait! *tries to tackle Jimin but falls over Kookie* I can explain!

Jimin: *glares at Taehyung who's on top of Kookie*

RapMon: *opens the laptop to see "Asian Fanfics"*

Yoongi: What the-?

Hobi: "Asian Fanfics"?

Jin: *walks in and sees Taehyung on top of Kookie* ... I leave for two minutes and then come back to this.

Jungkook: Taehyung Hyung has been reading Asian Fanfics!

Jin: He's been reading what?

Taehyung: *gets off of Kookie* Do none of you know what fanfictions are?

Everyone: ...

Jungkook: Isn't that a song by Beast Sunbaenim?

Yoongi: What? That's Fiction, not Fanfiction.

Hobi: I don't understand- Oh! Look, I see my name!

Taehyung: And it begins...

RapMon: *scrolling down the page* mpreg? What does that-

Yoongi: Wait- What?! What are you reading, Taehyung!?

Hobi: V-Hope? Isn't that our ship name?

RapMon: Gas Station x Namjoon? What?

Jimin: YES! I SEE JIKOOK!

Taehyung: Oh look, another Mario x Jin one...

Jin: Another???

Yoongi: Where are the Yoongi x Sleep ones?

Hobi: They even have V x Lollipop

RapMon: 'Lemon'? Is this a story of us eating lemons?

Jimin: Hyung, what does 'smut' mean?

Jin: *closes laptop and takes it from Jimin* You're all too young for this.

Yoongi: *groans* Here we go again...

Jin: We can't corrupt Jungkook's innocence.

Yoongi: So that makes all of us too young to read smut?

Jungkook: What's smut, Hyung?

Jin: *covers Jungkook's ears and glares at Yoongi* At least have enough respect to not say these things around him.

Yoongi: You treat him like he's five, Hyung.

Taehyung: Can I have my laptop back, Jin Hyung?

Jimin: B-but... there was JiKook...

-Admin Jinnie

When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 9

-Based on FREAKING JEON JUNGKOOK'S SCENARIO PHOTOS-

Me: hold me

Friend: what

Me: plz hold me

Friend: ...why?

Me: It's time

Friend: ...which means?

Me: it's /time/

Friend: "time"?

Me: IT'S TIME

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend: oh it's Korean Twitter isn't it

Me: the notification says Jungkook

Friend: Jungkook? is that some Korean word

Me: It's /Jungkook/ today

Friend: why is that so bad

Me: HE'S A BIAS SLAYER THAT'S WHY

Friend: okay okay calm down

Me: I CAN'T

Friend: omg

Me: I can't TaKE thIS

Friend: just look at it

Me: ...

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: KILL ME NOW

Friend: what???

Me: I CAN'T LIVE HERE WITH THIS

Friend: What is it???

Me: HE'S A CoP

Friend: So?

Me: AND HE LOOKS FlaWLEsS

Friend: okay?

Me: JUST LoOK aT HIm

Friend: okay yeah that's pretty hot I can't lie

Me: EXacTLy

Friend: but don't get any ideas

Me: hhhhhhhh efowirhfiueh

Friend: okay are you broken now?

Me: ewiufwurjhferfwwekfuhw

Friend: yep

Me: wefijsndkfjwheoih

Friend: I'll go get some therapy food

Me: //sobbing

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Me: no

Friend: oh

Me: no

Me: no

Me: NO

Friend: slow down, what's wrong?

Me: WHY JUNGKOOK

Friend: oh great

Me: WHY WOULD HE dO tHIs

Friend: are you okay?

Me: NO

Friend: okay that was a dumb question

Me: SOMEONE ARREST hIm

Friend: what'd he do?

Me: this Twitter update

Friend: okay?

Me: he broke me

Friend: I know that much

Me: I'm gonna die

Friend: tf happened?

Me: someone take Twitter AWAY from him

Friend: why??

Me: LOOK at this update

Friend: it's in Korean

Me: but do you want to know what it SAYS?

Friend: I have a feeling that you're going to tell me anyway

Me: he said

Friend: yep

Me: HE saID

Friend: yes?

Me: "I'm gonna arrest you. Come here."

Friend: oh

Me: not only that

Friend: what no

Me: but /look/ at the LOOK HE'S GIVING THE CAMERA

Friend: ohhhh

Me: HE'S TRYING TO SEDUCE EVERYONE HELP ME

Friend: oh gosh

Me: HIS LOOK IS ILLEGAL SOMEONE ARREST HiM

Friend: oookkkkaaaayyyyy

Me: IT'S LIKE HE WANTS PEOPLE TO THINK "SEX" WHEN THEY LOOK AT HIM

Friend: what- whaattt

Me: AND HE'S StiLL NoT LEgaL

Friend: neither are we

Me: BUT- UGH

Friend: just calm down it will all be-

Me: NO IT WON'T

Friend: ugh

Me: I KEEP WANTING TO SAY TO ARREST HIM

Friend:

Me: BUT I cAN't WITHOUT FEELING DIRTY

Friend:

Me: //crying

Friend: //sighs

Me: Jungkooookkkkkkkkkkk

Friend: I'll get more therapy food

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: a cooooppppppppppppp

Friend: shhhhhh

Me: he's a /ccoopppp/

Friend: shhh

Me: Jimin and Taehyung better HOlD oN cause I won't be over Jungkook for DAyS

Friend: shhh just eat your ice-cream

-Admin Jinnie

(I'm seriously broken right now omg; Jungkook's not even my bias *It's Jin*, but his along with Yoongi's have been the HArDEst on me ''>

When BTS goes to the movies Pt 1

Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 Taehyung: I’m bbboooooorrrrreeeeddddd Hoseok: Me tooooooooooooooooooo Yoongi: omg shut up Jungkook: You’ve been whining for the past thirty minutes Jimin: I’m actually kinda bored, too... Yoongi: omg then just go do the Kylie Jenner Challenge with a vacuum cleaner Taehyung: I’ve already tried that Seokjin: wait- what? Yoongi: //facepalm Seokjin: that’s dangerous, Taehyung; don’t do dangerous things like that Taehyung: yes eomma Namjoon: come on guys, those three are right. We have all been given wonderful gifts called life and we need to live them to the fullest. Laying around like bums isn’t gonna do anything for us, so we need to get out and change the world by using our gifts! Yoongi: I’m gonna use the oh so wonderful gift of sleep instead Jimin: did someone not get enough sleep last night? Yoongi: well, Jin Hyung was bugging me about my opinion of his hair all night and complimenting himself while Jungkook was vacuuming up fruit flies for the 100th time Seokjin: They were crucial questions, Yoongi! Jungkook: one time hyung. I vacuumed them one time Yoongi: and that was one time too many Taehyung: as much fun as it is watching this cat fight, I’m still bored Jimin: why don’t we go see that new movie that came out yesterday? Yoongi: no Jimin: well that was fast Hoseok: that’s the fastest Yoongi Hyung’s ever done something Yoongi: I told you guys that I wasn’t ever going to the movies with you again. Jungkook: but hyuunnnggggg Yoongi: I said no Namjoon: are you talking about the time I broke the aisle lights Seokjin: or the time he broke the urinal in the bathroom Jimin: or the time Taehyung set the popcorn on fire Yoongi: ... yes Jungkook: oh come on, you’re one to talk about fire hazards, hyung. Hoseok: yeah, Yoonji Hyung. You’re the one who set yourself on fire Yoongi: stop giving ARMYs feels, guys Jimin: just come to the movies with us, hyung Yoongi: no Seokjin: you’re coming with us whether you like it or not, Yoongi Yoongi: you too, hyung? Why does everyone else want to go? Jungkook: because we’re all bored Namjoon: and we need to use our beautiful lives for good and not for bad, hyung Yoongi: fine, but I’m sleeping during the movie. V-Hope: yay! Namjoon: I won’t break anything this time Jimin: yeah right Jungkook: I call the front seat~ Seokjin: kids can’t sit in the front, Kookie Jungkook: I’m 18 hyung stop treating me like a baby Taehyung: I wanna drive! Everyone: NO Yoongi: you don’t even have your license, Taehyung. Taehyung: so? I just wanted to try Seokjin: kids can’t drive anyway, Taehyung Taehyung: Hyung I’m 20 Jimin: can we just leave already omg I am so sorry for the vacuum thing that was just so random and slightly strange -Admins Jinnie and Jongie

When BTS goes to the movies Pt 2

Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 ~At the movies~

Taehyung: Let’s get popcornnnnn~ Seokjin: I’ll go with you, hold my hand Taehyung: I’m 20, hyung Seokjin: Yes, but you still get lost. Like the time at the mall with Jungkook Taehyung: You let me go... Seokjin: No! You two ran off when you said you needed to pee Taehyung: Whatever Jungkook: We’ll go find seats Hoseok: Yoongi hyung already fell asleep Yoongi: *snoring on Hoseok’s shoulder* Namjoon: Yah! Hyung, get up. Yoongi: *mumbling* let me sleep... Jimin: Wait til we get in the theater, Hyung Yoongi: *groans* I get to pick where we sit then. I need a comfortable chair to sleep in. Namjoon: Just go *shoves Jikook and Yoonseok* Taehyung: Hurry Jin hyung~ Seokjin: *handing money to cashier* I’m coming Tae Jungkook: wait I have to pee! Taehyung: I’ll go with you- Seokjin: *grabs them before they run off* no. I’m coming with you two Jungkook: *pouts* why don’t you treat Jimin like a baby? Seokjin: cause he doesn’t act like one Taehyung: excuse me, but we are manly men Seokjin: manly men who got lost in a woman’s underwear store Jungkook: that was all Hyung. I told him it wasn’t the way back Seokjin: you just keep proving my point that I can’t leave you two alone. let’s go before the movie starts Vkook: Aniya! Seokjin: listen to your mother or you’re grounded *shoves them to the bathroom*

~In the theater~

Yoongi: *snoring* Taehyung: *hits Yoongi*  You’re too loud Yoongi: *wakes up* Yah! I’m sleeping here Jungkook: Well you’re sleeping too loudly... Taehyung: She’s about to get killed so shhhh! Audience: shh! Hoseok: Why did we agree to a horror movie? *Girl gets killed* Seokjin: *covers Jungkook’s eyes* Kookie don’t watch Jungkook: Hyuuuuuuung~ Seokjin: Don’t hyung me. Don’t watch this part... Jungkook: *whines* I’m 18, hyung Jimin: *tries to sneak an arm around Jungkook* Jungkook: *looks to Jimin* yah, what are you doing? Jimin: don’t ‘yah’ me! I’m your hyung! Audience: Shhhhhh! Jungkook: yeah, my hyung that was about to cuddle with me Taehyung: *glares at Jimin* Kookie is mine *VKook cuddle* Jimin: WHAT I WILL NOT HAVE YOU STEAL- Audience: SHHHHH!! Jimin: *looks behind him and bows* mianhaeyo, I’ll be quieter VKook: *still cuddling* Jimin: *glares at Vkook and angrily eats popcorn* Hoseok: Shhh! He’s gonna take off the mask. Audience: OMG JUST SHUT UP! Yoongi: oh come on it’s not like you didn’t already know the dad was the killer Audience: HEY! Jimin: Maybe this was a bad idea Namjoon: *Breaks his cup and the coke spills all over the isle* oh uh Seokjin: So much for not breaking anything... Yoongi: *slouches in his chair* I’m going back to sleep Staff: *shines flashlight on them* Uh, I’m gonna have to ask you to leave... Jimin: why?? Staff: we’ve been getting complaints about seven guys disturbing the movie Yoongi: yep that’s them. I didn’t do anything, though Hoseok: okay that’s bull, you spoiled the movie! Yoongi: oh come on it was obvious Staff: excuse me but you really need to leave. Now. Seokjin: Don’t worry, I’ll pay for the damages ~After kicked out~ Hoseok: Where to now? Jimin: Why not the park? Yoongi: No. I will go nowhere else with you people... Namjoon: I don’t want to break anything else Taehyung: You won’t break anything, Hyung Namjoon: *steps on twig* Taehyung: Let me rephrase that. You won’t break anything important Seokjin: Why not go? It’d give a break from looking after those three *points to Vminkook giving each other piggy back rides* Yoongi: what? wouldn’t it just make you have to watch them more carefully so they don’t get hurt? Seokjin: they’re old enough to take care of themselves at the park Yoongi: are you kidding me? yet you baby them with everything else Jungkook: Hyung, shush before he starts babying me again Yoongi: oh deal with it, I’m not going to the park with you. Especially after getting kicked out of the movies. Hoseok: It won’t be that bad, hyung. They have hammocks there that you can use Yoongi: ...they do? Hoseok: yep~ Taehyung and I set them up the last time we went Yoongi: you and Taehyung? Nevermind, I don’t want to go Namjoon: come on Yoongi Hyung, it’ll give us the perfect opportunity to take in the beauty of nature that this world has given us Yoongi: you can’t go two minutes without saying something like that, can you Jimin: either that or breaking something Namjoon: I really don’t know how I do that Taehyung: *sobs* like my t-shirts Jimin: oh come on, Taehyung, we bought you new ones Taehyung: B-But... they’re just not the sameeeee Jungkook: has everyone forgotten about the park? Hoseok: To the park! Jimin: Did someone summon me? Yoongi: No. Namjoon: Come on, let’s go Jimin: To where *smirks and moves eyebrows up and down* Namjoon: To the park Jimin: See, you summoned me Yoongi: *fake sobs* kill me omg we’re so mean to Jimin even though he’s Jinnie’s 2nd favorite </3 Sorry Chim Chim! (btw for those who don’t get the end, Jimin’s last name is Park) And Sorry for all the refferences to our other scenarios xD -Admins Jinnie and Jongie

When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 5

Me: //has earphones in

Friend: omg you're listening to Koreans AGAIN?

Me: wtf who said I was listening to K-Pop?

Friend: you don't listen to anything else

Me: that's not true. I have English music on here.

Friend: okay, how many English songs are on your phone

Me: well-

Friend: -and English versions of Korean songs don't count

Me: I-

Friend: -neither do covers of English songs

Me: ...

Friend: well?

Me: hold on let me count

Friend: ok-

Me: done

Friend: already?

Me: I have a total of 11

Friend: 11?

Me: yes

Friend: and...?

Me: They're those U2 songs that iTunes gave out for free

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: those count, right?

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Friend: //looking through my laptop

Friend: omg what

Me: what

Friend: "Kpop Dance Tutorial"??

Me: OMG WAIT

Friend: you were looking up-

Me: shhhh giVE It bACk

-Admin Jinnie

omg your scenarios are AMAZING tbh I was never a fan of such scenarios but omg yours are like aaaaahhh they're so amazing srsly and especially the ones about kpop fans like wow I can so relate to them. You are daebak❤️

omg thank you so much! I really appreciate the complements ^^I have so much fun writing them~ as for the kpop fan posts, I hope you continue enjoying them, because I have a ton more ideas for them! cx

Again, thank you for your kinda words~ You’re so sweet ^-^

-Admin Jinnie