Ask Roger The Janitor: Stuff - Tumblr Posts - Page 4
Roger! Roger! I broke my leg! hahaha just kidding but now that I got your attention I was wondering- what's your opinion on bellman?
“ I’d tell you why, but.. I honestly don’t know. “
(Ahaha, Roger having a panic attack and noise filling his entire head go brrrrr!)
(How is this idiot still functioning.)
What is it like having long arms- 0:
“ I like them the way they are now. “ |)
(I’m not in any serious trouble, I’d just maybe like some ideas on what to draw! Just wondering.)
(Also I closed my eyes for the ‘Please Help Me! :)’ thing. I thought I’d just do that.)
Another ask for Roger
Is chef one single? 😏
(I'm so sorry- btw I saw that drawing you tagged me in and I absolutely love it c:)
“ ..I have a strong suspicion that’s supposed to imply something. “
(I’m glad you liked the drawing, buddy. :))
You were right Roger =)
IM GONNA KIDNAP CHEF ONEEEEEEEEEE
“ Why would you do that??? “ [ confusion and immense worry ]
BECAUSE CHEF ONE IS BEAUTIFUL AND WERE GETTING MARRIED
“ ..Are— are you sure that’s why?? I can’t really tell, but considering past experiences… I-I wouldn’t call many people in this world I live in ‘beautiful…’ “
Since it's still Valentine's day
Happy Valentine's Roger! 💘
( I still think you're handsome :3 )
“ That’s- sweet of you, I guess.. “
True true but he's beautiful to me plus he has a nice butt-
(I BET ROGER WISHED HE WAS DEATH RN)
(He actually tattled on you to the Lady. Cry.)
HOW DARE YOU *kisses chef on his beautiful face* I guess I'll just stay here then
[ -insert a confused, slightly blushing chef guy- ]
I am your new employee and I work for free
As long as I get to marry chef one
“ Why do you even want to marry him? It seems unfathomable to want to engage in some- romantic relationship with anybody on the Maw. “
I will stab you if you don't let me stay =)
“ I don’t want them to STAB YOU. I’m saving your life here! “ >|(
Bahaha *runs away carrying chef one*
“ … “ [ Roger just kind of- silently as a stroke, standing idly. ]
“ … “ [ The Governess slowly exits the room. This is stupid. ]
Hey Rog, I heard that you apperently don't take as much breaks cause you're pretty much a workaholic.
You Need to take a break or else you won't be able to work to begin with!
(He’s NOT making a good case for himself.)
Rogue with your long arms, would you give Wax a big ol’ hug? ÓwÒ
“ I’m normally alone.. hugs don’t come too naturally to me, but… but I’d try?- “
Of course! Asking first is very important!
I’m sure that the Bellhop wouldn’t mind.
“ He- told me that. Maybe, if it’s from me…? I-I don’t know, I’m not a social expert! “
....Roger needs a hug ASAP and i Do Not care if he yeets me away!
“ ..Is— is there something I’m missing here..?- “