Ask Roger The Janitor: Stuff - Tumblr Posts - Page 3
*causally gives Roger my version of bellman who is very overprotective of Roger* there now while I sleep forever you'll have someone to protect you. Enjoy!
“ ..what is happening “
I'm back! Anywho come on bellman
*tries to drag bellman away but he refused*
Eh well I guess enjoy *falls into the void*
“ ..I’ll just-hope it doesn’t lead to anything serious happening. “
Legit question Roger, what would your reaction be if a an escaped child isn't afraid of you? Would you be confused, or concerned?
“ ..I wish they were afraid of me, really. Not that I want them to be, I just— for them to be so BOLD, especially in the face of.. look, I-I’m gonna be honest, I don’t want to keep these children here. It’s- a bad situation for all of them. But.. but I work here, and.. I can’t go against the Maw, or it’s hostess. “
“ Honestly..if- if it’s gotten to a point where.. where it gets too risky to keep one of them, when they KNOW too much about the Maw, when there’s a chance of them reaching the outside world, I-..I just-.. “
“ …I wish the Chef’s could deal with it more than I’d have do. I swear, I don’t got nothing against those kids, I don’t.. want t.. “
…
[ It’s a… VERY... touchy subject. Personally, to him. The sake of the Maw relies on everyone. And if a few lives have to be taken, then.. so be it. Word of the Governess herself. ]
(he is very confused.)
(eyooo, I’m not forcing anyone, but I’d like at least a couple of asks, please, I’m desperate (but not really))
Hey Roger, I have an interesting question,
What would happen if you find a random girl (Raven) running around in the maw, that no body knew about including you, and she decides to try and befriend you?
Would you accept on the condition that you wouldn't put her with the others in the Prison?
(She's a scavenger child, she lives in the maw like the nomes)
ImMmmMmmM gonna post soon I’ve just been busy with school I’m sorry
BEFORE YOU ASK
SOMEONE ON DISCORD TOLD ME TO DRAW IT
(Hahaha imagine making ship art)
Hey uh Roger or janitor do you know the twin chefs?
“ ‘Course I do! They’re kinda my coworkers after all, heh. “
(OoOoOH I’VE BEEN DEAD FOR A WHILE, HUH?? I’m really sorry—)
(Here’s some art. To compensate a little.)
So Roger do you like the lady?
So Roger strange question buttttt have you ever been/lived in the Pale City?
“ I’ve lived there before. (Wasn’t fun..) “
So sense you have lived/have been to pale city dose that mean you've heard of the Thin Man?
(Imagine using OC’s. Just use anyone from the LN Maw (+Pale City) cast. Literally anybody.)
oc art meme
(bc i felt like making my own) send a character & a number and i’ll draw them—
in a onesie
in a different character’s outfit
on vacation
dressed for success
dancing
right after they wake up in the morning
in clothes that are way too small/big for them
crying/laughing/[other expressive emotion]
recreating a meme of ur choice lol
reacting to a haunted house
in a flower crown
snapchatting
trying to woo their crush/lover
BEING wooed by their lover
doing very cute sappy romantic things with their lover
posing for a high school prom photo
taking a sick day
dressed for a wedding
as a kid
as a parent
(if applicable) as a different rpg class/race than they are
trying to provoke a goose and failing
in a harry potter/college/coffeeshop/etc au
in [some other suggested outfit or scenario]
feel free 2 add anything else that strikes yr fancy
Did you know that the lady can change kids into nomes!?!?!?!?!
“ ..She can? That’s-.. huh. I- didn’t actually know that. “
Ok but like Do you like your job? Or are you forced to do your job?
Ok ok this is random buttttttt HERE TAKE A BAGLE *RUNS*
“ ..I- didn’t plan on eating today, but… sssure! Thanks. “ ‘|)