Ask The Guards 2024 - Tumblr Posts

🥹 How sweeeeet! 😭🥰

Hey, Fritz! What advice can you give to get a good rest after a night shift? I'm currently working at a marketplace warehouse at night, and it's hard for me to rest during the day :"( Your opinion is very important to me, because you are my favorite security guard 💜

(i did my best)

ASK THE GUARDS!! // STATUS: CLOSED

Reason: i need to answer the rest of asks. Reopening in october!

Rules: don't push your questions when I don't answer them, if i didn't answer i may have felt uncomfortable, im taking a break or im answering other asks, be patient, But Other than that, this is pretty much 100% freedom :p just don't be a dick with me, the artist, I'm doing this for free, "have some respect for the dead will ya?!"

Check this post from time to time, here I'll say if the asks are opened or not!

I'm so nervous to do this but here we go-!! I been wanting to do this since i started posting fnaf here 💔 i also make this to practice the guards and style as well as interacting and have a good time!

Note: But seriously, don't be an impatient dick.

(movie: return of the living dead)

To all the guards: what is your opinion of each other?

oh yeah, totally.

(idk if anyone has done this with them but idc i thought it was really funny)

Mike, YOU WERE SUCH A LIL POTATO AS A KID. What happened to you?

Whats Jeremy’s favorite animatronic? Or do they scare him too much ;^^

this took like 7 billion years to draw (i gotta get used to the style and make more studies since it looks like i can make a realistic pyramid head in less than 30 minutes but i take 1 hour to make a cartoon style lmao)

Hey, Fritz! What advice can you give to get a good rest after a night shift? I'm currently working at a marketplace warehouse at night, and it's hard for me to rest during the day :"( Your opinion is very important to me, because you are my favorite security guard 💜

(i did my best)

Vincent what’s your favorite posi- I mean knife what’s your favorite kind of knife

I like cleavers

Vincent:

"I can't collect them as i use to because of monetary reasons but ... kitchen knifes are always a classic, tactical and butterfly knifes are also cute but to be more discreet i usually prefer a simple cutter and rectractable knifes. It's hard to pick just one but i gotta say cutters are favorites since no one can tell you nothing about them...

And doggy style, classic duh."

Vincent- hows ur son? Evan? Or the crying child. CHOMP- I mean. Hiii! Can we get a doodle or a pic of vincent holding the toddler🥺

Vincent: I... don't like my family that much, they're too "normal" and i don't appreciate the attention of being the nephew of the guy who invented the animatronics. i don't have any contact with my family anyways.

Anon: to all the guards: gay son or thot daugther?

Mike:

Jeremy:

Fritz:

Phone guy:

Vincent:

I blocked a anon because they were being really intense and made me feel really uncomfy. i made this answer to that question without knowing the same anon made that exact question i was answering and i didn't notice until now that i was searching for the ask to answer it properly, i didn't want the ask to go to waste so here you have my answer to that question for ya'll to enjoy (i couldn't even find a screenshot of the ask to make things easier but anyways. i spend all my night drawing this for someone i just blocked today lol.) if i dont answer your question or ask the guards please, dont keep pushing the questions.

Dose mike have a girl friend or is he a single loser?

(Finally! doll's first appareance with my own design for her! :DD Her full name is Dolores Espinoza, Mike calls her doll bc he thought it would be a cute petname bc of her name. I hope you like her- ah)

Is Vincent a sigma?

BONUS:

Version en español porque es el og, lo tuve que traducir para este ask xD mis reales se saben esta cover ia de bad bunny toda cursed que dice esta mmda JAJAJ

This is to Jeremy! What are your pronouns/gender preference and sexuality? And do you have any pets

(Btw u are my comfort character and favourite character to ever exist❤️❤️)

Jeremy: Hi! tha-thanks for the question! uhm,,, well i mostly go by male pronouns, b-but i'm opened to any really! except she-her i think, i'm still thinking about it! like... discovering it and... Well- anyways! i recently found out i'm aegosexual and aegoromantic, it means i like the idea but not the act.

Oh, pets? I-i really wish i could, i really do but... my dad,,, he doesn't let me. I'm saving money for my own apartment and i'm going to adopt a kitty when i have the money and time to mantain it and give it the love it deserves and a good home.

A-And ...Than-thank ,,,you! *Jeremy doesn't know how to respond but is very grateful*

I found the flag design on reddit, i couldn't find any aegosexual-romantic flags </3 i don't think there's that much aego anything representation so i came here to fix that (??) since i'm aegosexual myself. It's very interesting to investigate if you're not or even if you are and don't know about it yet! (aroace spectrum)

Scott, do you always wear your phone mask? ...It's a mask, right?

Phone guy: Can't i answer a question in peace?!

Tell me Mike, who's the most smasheable animatronic?

i think ... he doesn't like those questions... I THINK./j

im back!! MUEHEHE not drawing or more than two seconds feels like hell now i love drawing tf i used to be so burnt out months ago with my old art but now i feel so good JAJASJ i love making paintings and ... THIS. XD

Scott, why tf are you so tall?

Mike, do you hate Vincent?

omg two asks answered in one day? amazing axel.

Mike look, a ghost!

(Toy Story joke)

Speedpaint down here!!

SPECIAL ASKS EDITION: HAPPY BIRTHDAY VINCENT!

Today is the birthday of our favorite old, murderous and pervert purple grape~ so, why don't we celebrate it together?

☆This is a special only for Vincent so ask him whatever you like or even bring presents! 🎁☆

‼You have until next Monday to ask him things, this is Vincent week :)

(i hope people participate or imma kms or something or maybe just sit like shinji. "Sentado en la esquina pensando como fui tan gil")

Happy birthday Vincent! I have brought you a comically large cake! No one is hiding inside I assure you.

Maybe... there was someone there indeed-

YO VINCENT I BET YOU CAN'T DO A FLIP

Vincent: YOU'LL SEE, IM REALLY FLEXIBLE.

i just wanted him to fell but apparently he also broke his arm so... uppsssss