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reactions to me telling people what I’m going to do in college

My Crush/best friend (at my school)- “Well everyone fucked in the brain wants help everyone else fucked in the brain”

My crazy friend bella- “Oh sweet! I wanna be a doctor too! sad it’ll take 9 years tho” *que a long discussion of how we’ll get into medical school, her for being an actual doctor, me a pyschologist/therapist*

My mum- “that’s gonna be hard if you don’t get your grades up”

My dad- “Hmm, so you want to blend in with the humans more eh?”