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“I love food more than I love you” JB Scenario

Summary: Y/N and JB went out to buy some take out from KFC for the both of them. However on their way back home they got into a heated discussion in which Y/N admitted that she loved food more than her boyfriend of 2 years…

Genre: comedy(?)/ bit smut A/N Well…it’s my first time posting something onto this tumblr I am not quite sure if anyone is even going to read this ^^

btw. please let me know what you thought about this story, feel free to tell me everything you want.( even if it’s a bit offensive)

Warning: many grammar mistakes + explicit language + weird plot

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“You know what? Say whatever you want, it won’t change the fact that I love food more than I love you.” you sassily said as the two of you arrived at your apartment. Your arms were wrapped around the warm chicken bucket that you just bought, while you waited for your boyfriend to unlock the door. “Aish… I don’t get you. How can you possibly love this more than me?” JB asked pointing to the bucket in your arms, as the two of your entered the apartment.

“Well, that’s easy to answer. First of all,these chicken nuggets do not nag or yell at me unlike you, oppa. They satisfy my deepest desire,hunger and lust for something hot. And the taste that follows after taking your first bite from this heavenly food is just - just right(see what I did there? :DD)” you eagerly explained as you followed him into the kitchen. He laughed at your cute remark and turned around reaching out for the chicken bucket in your arms.            “Yah! Why are you laughing? I’m being serious! My love for food is boundless and you don’t seem to get that. BACK.OFF.” you pulled the bucket away from him, shooting him a death glare. He raised his eyebrow, smirking as he watched you protecting the nuggets.                                                                         “Listen Y/N I-” “No! Don’t you dare tell me what to do. You don’t get what I am trying to say. If you want to share this bucket with me, you need to understand that this is not a joke. These nuggets are very valuable, you have to enjoy those.If you’re just eating them without appreciating their taste, I can’t possibly share these gold nuggets with you.” you cut him off,looking into his eyes.

Confused by your words, he shook his head. He wasn’t sure how to feel when you threw those words against his head. This conversation was so ridiculous. This has to be a joke,right? How can one talk so eagerly about food? He knew that you liked food,I mean who doesn’t?. He understood that you loved food, but he did not expect you to prefer something like a chicken nugget over him. He did not like the way,that you were speaking to him ,because he could not tell weither you were just messing around with him or being deadly serious about the whole“having to appreciate chicken nuggets”-thing. From time to time the words that left your mouth must have set some kind of fire inside him.              His mind was raging, confusion and anger clouding his head.                            He had enough. How could you say those things so carelessly?

“Oppa why are you not saying any-“ you asked poking his nose,still holding the bucket in your arms.“I was just thinking…” he quietly mumbled,looking down onto you as you threw him a suspicous look. “Thinking about what?” you moved closer to him, pressing the chicken bucket against his belly.

“Well…I was just remembering something” he carefully slipped the bucket out of your arms, placing it onto the kitchen counter next to him, his eyes never leaving yours. He bit his lip,pulling you into a tight embrace. “Wouldn’t you want to try a piece of mine,before you compare me to those nuggets?”  Your breath hitched, eyes widdening in shock at his suggestion.

”It would just be fair,right?” he whispered teasingly against your ear. “Tasting the best of me inside your mouth, wouldn’t you enjoy that? Or did you already forget how I taste? No..? Would you rather want me to eat you out? I wouldn’t mind being between your legs, sucking onto your sweet spot.”

You closed your eyes, speechless not knowing what to say. The strong smell of his scent clouded your mind. His closeness was so intimidating, the confidence you earlier showed  was replaced by the knot slowly forming in your lower body. You felt as if you were on fire. What is he trying to do? You whimpered,feeling his lips trailing over the skin of your neck, before playfully biting down.

“Kitten, did you hear what I said?” he breathed out. How could his voice be so deep,intimidating and yet so soft and caring at the same time.                          He rolled his hips against yours, letting you feel his best piece pressing against your crotch. “P-Please..oppa” you stuttered, hating yourself for letting him wrap you around his finger so easily. He barely laid a finger onto you and yet he had you falling for him in no time. You need to get to your senses Y/N

“Please what? I can’t hear you,kitten.” he smirked, fingers pushing a few strands of hair out of your face. He took in the features of your face. “What do you want to do,kitten?” You looked into his dark, lust-filled eyes,groaning as he trust his hips against yours again. He lowered his face and planted a kiss onto your cheek. Fed up with his teasing, you grabbed his face and pulled him into a kiss. He smirked against your lips, returning the kiss knowing that you have fallen for his plan. “Guess I am better than those nugggets,huh?” he nuzzeled.

“HA! You thought DUDE! I-I only want my chicken nuggets. Byeeee.” you yelled,pushing him off before grabbing the bucket from the counter and running out of your apartment, disappearing into a better place.

THE END?

the aftermath of watching k-idols interacting w/ k-fans during fansigning events, and for wishing to be born/living in south korea